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Two donuts That leaves the fusion reactor as the one incomplete part of the nuclear equation. Current fusion experiments use a chamber in the form of a torus or donut. The donut is a classic "female" geometric shape as it is all curves and no straight lines. However, as a donut represents only one female, one may conclude that a successful "lesbian" reactor must incorporate two donuts, perhaps one on top of another.

A dream I had suggests that my concepts may lead to success. In the dream, I have decided I must obtain a patent on my idea. As I begin to draw an illustration of a double torus, a corporation offers me a million dollars for my concept, although I know the idea is worth a billion dollars.

Next, I am in a tunnel that is part of a fusion experiment. A strong wind blows through the tunnel. Scientists are excited by the wind; they believe it means the experiment is a success. Scientists then find a plate-size metal disk that has the name of a scientist, "Antichrist," engraved on it. However, the word is spelled slightly differently, as if it was in a foreign language. Again, the scientists are enthusiastic, believing the word "Antichrist" to be a sign of success.

Finally, in the dream, I see a complicated equation. I don't remember the formula, but I believe the letter "e" is repeated several times.

Robert Urbanek, Tonya Harding is Lee Harvey Oswald 5 Comments [10/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Scott
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please be a poe please be a poe please be a poe...

Although he's right in that Euler's number has a way of creeping into equoations.

7/21/2009 9:13:25 AM

HappyCarnivore

If this man is a poe, he is one of the greatest ever. (Aside from Stephen Colbert).

If he isn't, then I fear for humanity, since we have people like this contaminating the gene pool.

8/23/2009 11:44:50 AM



Nah. See, the inclination to step into a fusion experiment while waving donuts around isn't a beneficial mutation. I don't think this trait is gonna go mainstream. :P

8/28/2009 5:01:16 AM



Wat.

10/19/2009 9:19:28 AM

Ebon

Wha...?

10/21/2012 11:11:00 AM
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