Quote# 24837

In a dream I had in March 2002, I got into a fight with George Costanza, that balding, short weasel from Seinfeld. I knocked him to the floor and put my foot on his face. What had I done? He is my best friend, perhaps my only friend. I kneeled before him, begging forgiveness. He shrugged off the incident.

Three months later, George again appeared in a dream. He was being interviewed on a talk show and was joking about his large bushy toupee. He took it off, revealing a smaller toupee underneath. He then pulled that off, showing his very bald head. Suddenly, from backstage, my mother, who was wearing a fur coat, stepped behind George and kissed him on the head. George was surprised but not upset; he thought it was all a big joke.

In the first dream, I was trying to defeat my "inner weasel," that part of me that is insecure and selfish, but then realized I needed that part of my personality. In the second dream, the baldness represented by vulnerability. The more I reveal my weaknesses (removing the toupees), the more I am "blessed" by the Mother Goddess.

My inner George may prove helpful in attaining my goal of becoming King or Pharaoh of America. This country was originally ruled by King George III. We have already had George Bush I and George Bush II. America is reading for another George the Third.

Robert Urbanek, Tonya Harding Shot JFK.com 9 Comments [11/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Scott

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Why don't crazy hippies get mocked? There's no "OMG, THIS IS SO STUPID" comments here.

4/15/2008 4:25:19 AM

Ian W

Ok... that's a strange comparison...

5/22/2009 2:49:45 PM

So wait, this guy thinks that he is George Costanza from Seinfeld?


6/11/2009 3:18:05 AM



I don't even want to make fun of him. I want to get him help...

9/13/2009 4:34:29 PM


8/24/2012 9:23:06 AM


Delusions of grandeur...you really need to stop watching Prince of Egypt before bed

9/21/2012 5:19:00 AM

Fucking hell... Seinfeld, Mother Goddess, Pharaoh of America, Freudian mumbo jumbo, 'defeat my "inner weasel"'... this shit is simply too funny to be true! Do not read this whilst drinking something unless you want your screen and keyboard to be saturated by liquid you've squirted out of your nose!

11/20/2012 7:39:09 PM


Wasn't one of the King Georges completely batshit insane? That would be old Robert Urbanek's role model, for sure.

12/1/2012 1:08:24 AM

top of the charts

robert urbanek won the world series of crazy

in 6 games

5/2/2014 4:13:55 PM

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