Thus, after the human Borg has enslaved and destroyed much of humanity, I will intervene as Species 8472 and defeat the Borg Queens. US forces must capture and destroy the Ka'bah. The Black Stone, and its powers of synchronicity, will be stolen and placed in the White House. Rubble from the Ka'bah would be used in the construction of a cube-shaped brothel in the center of the energy circle at Fermilab. Thus, the force of the dark goddess would be harnessed for lust, not human sacrifice. In place of the Ka'bah in Mecca would be constructed a giant nude reclining statue of the performer Madonna. Any Muslim still kneeling toward Mecca at prayer time would, in fact, be bowing to the Great American Whore. I got this idea after watching an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond, in which the mother-in-law, Marie, unintentionally sculpts a stylized nude female torso.
Robert Urbanek, Tonya Harding Shot JFK.com 14 Comments
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