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Could the dinosaurs not be the resultant offspring of fallen angels and people and/or animals? I'm thinking of the Nephilim.. just a thougt

Maestro, Rapture Ready 26 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Julian

Oh my! Just when you think you've seen it all.

Although that would explain Satan being a ten headed, seven horned dragon that John hallucenated.

Our father, that art in heaven,
Hadrosaurus be thy name!

6/26/2006 7:39:21 AM

Patrick

I've seen some ugly ass human babies but I've never seen a woman squirt out a Dinosaur. UGH.

2/2/2007 8:57:39 PM

Broken Mp3-p3-p3-p3

lol wut?

5/1/2008 5:17:36 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

No. No, they could not. Clearly, you should keep your "thoughts" to yourself.

5/1/2008 5:38:29 AM

Brian X

No. No they couldn't. Next question?

5/1/2008 6:44:49 AM

apYrs

not content with having a whole babble of fundie stupidity, they go on inventing new piles of stupid, they can't leave it alone. It's as though they need a supernatural reason for everything. Oops they do, otherwise it would only make sense by using the materialistic framework everyone else uses

5/1/2008 6:55:02 AM

shadow12615

Makes sense to me!!!

5/7/2008 3:44:03 AM

AuraTwilight

Hm. A human giving birth to an animal. Wouldn't that be EVOLUTION, Maestro? Or should i say Mephistopheles?!

Nice try, Satan!

5/7/2008 4:00:53 AM

DGen

Not unless they angels were lizards.

8/10/2008 2:18:53 AM

Alethe

Correction: just a brain fart.

8/10/2008 2:46:17 AM

Grigadil

Just a thougt, indeed.

No.

8/10/2008 2:46:20 AM

Felis >:3

Could the dinosaurs not be the resultant offspring of fallen angels and people and/or animals? I'm thinking of the Nephilim.. just a thougt

o.0

... Scalies? Eurgh.

8/10/2008 3:25:06 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"just a thougt(sic)"

That's quite a stretch there, scooter.

Thanks for the laugh, though.

9/10/2011 3:39:28 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"just a thougt(sic)"

Indeed.

4/14/2012 11:25:40 AM

Dr.Shrinker

How would you test this idea? How would you falsify it?

Oh wait, this is religion. No need to bother with any of that validity stuff.

4/14/2012 11:47:55 AM

Blue the Thief


4/14/2012 2:52:30 PM

Justanotheratheist

Thinking doesn't suit you. Give it up, now.

4/14/2012 11:30:55 PM

Swede

No, they couldn't. Dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago, humans didn't surface until about 2 million years ago. Your time-line is all skewered.

If this is what happens when you think, stop doing it right now!

4/15/2012 12:01:44 AM

Canadiest

Your myth is really diverse and deep in detail.

No wait, it's shit. And any attempt to pull it into reality results in shit like that.

4/15/2012 12:14:04 PM

Elia

*befuddled stare*

4/15/2012 1:03:04 PM



Could the dinosaurs not be the resultant offspring of fallen angels and people and/or animals? I'm thinking of the Nephilim.. just a thougt

So why aren't the "fallen angels" fucking anymore people and/or animals and making more dinos? Did you bother giving that a thougt(sic), Maestro?

4/15/2012 1:11:24 PM

Philbert McAdamia

just a thougt

What is that, like an unfinished thought? Just a partial? An inkling?

4/15/2012 1:29:43 PM

Crimson Lizard

Oh, for Raptor Jesus's sake...

7/5/2012 7:28:07 AM

Liz

I want a dinosaur baby now. That would be cool.

7/5/2012 12:44:01 PM

The_Devil

Oh come on, I thought I told Asmodeus to stop fucking lizards!

8/1/2013 4:15:41 PM
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