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...My "Loving" Friends, Family, & "Dear-Ones": "The-Cat" is *NOW* ..."Out-of-the-Bag"! ***NO-ONE*** has *EVER* been ...***ADDICTED-TO-ALCOHOL***...!!! (...'Got-It'?) ...Just like ...*FORMALDEHYDE*! >>>*ALCOHOL*-IS-A-*POISON*<<< ...sometimes the "ONLY-SOURCE-Of-FOOD"! (...when "Taken-Away", the {brain-washed...}Patient, may: ..."DIE-Of-HUNGER"...? ..."Not-Addiction"! May I Suggest an "Alternative" ...Sandwitch...?) ~~~ "It is: *CAFFEINE* <<< that ...*ADDICTIVELY-KILLS-US*!(...'Oh' so ...'Slowly'!) ...Through: *SLEEP-DEDRIVATION*(...'Idiot'?) ...? Causing: *INSOMNIA-DISORDER*(...'Wake-Up', People...?)

Ciffee Donut, coffeedonut 18 Comments [12/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
WTF?! || meh
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#362093
Paler_Face

Not so much word salad as monkey-on-a-keyboard.

12/15/2007 11:41:56 AM

#375151
aaa

It's time for your medication, Ciffee Donut.

1/4/2008 11:59:41 AM

#429410
Rambler

Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much coffee.

3/10/2008 10:16:39 PM

#593052
Feminazi

*(...'Idiot'?)
I agree, you ARE an idiot.

7/17/2008 5:54:21 PM

#925411
ChrisInManc

BURN THE SANDWITCH!!!

3/18/2009 7:29:04 AM

#925756
Anon-e-moose

If you gave up on coffee, Ciffee Donut, there'd be mass suicides at Starbucks' corporate HQ. Your mainlining espresso 19 times a day is the only explanation for this barely-comprehensible mess. I'd switch to decaf if I were you.

...I fancy a cup of tea & a biccy right now!

3/19/2009 8:51:24 AM

#952004
JSS

$% @%$ Okay @$ and 2#@% what : ::$%@! exactly ^!#!$%!@$^?"{ are ! @#$$^#:}.,\ you !@#$#@^$%^34 62`#%!^ saying? ~$%>:{}

5/6/2009 1:10:59 PM

#1045807
dr y

What in the flying f*ck is this?

10/28/2009 2:32:19 PM

#1046928
Amitabho

@dr y

Either it's a dying AI or a troll.

11/1/2009 4:48:03 AM

#1133987


Wat is this I don't

3/17/2010 1:48:14 PM

#1135857
anti-nonsense

Looks like a classic case of schizophrenia to me. Either that or too much coffee.

Take your meds and/or get away from the coffee dude.

3/21/2010 9:24:05 AM

#1156515
shykid

...uhh, how much coffee did you drink, dude?

Was it spiked?

5/9/2010 10:18:45 PM

#1160485
mikeytron

mmmhmm switch to decaf please

5/24/2010 4:48:00 PM

#1161678
Mira

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5/26/2010 6:37:57 PM

#1268116
Brandy Bogard

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Please stand by.

3/17/2011 11:51:44 AM

#1363326
Kuyohashi

Okay, so how does caffeine kill those of us who metabolize it as a sedative? Because when I can't sleep, I down a Red Bull. Fifteen minutes later, I'm out for the next ten hours.

Also, did proper usage of punctuation and sane typing practices kill your father and rape your mother or something? Because you seem to have a vendetta against them.

1/4/2012 4:36:01 PM

#1472736
zomgwtfbbq

This isn't fundie. I haven't got a clue what it is though, except for hilarious.

11/22/2012 2:21:13 AM

#1475614


Garble?

11/28/2012 3:48:23 PM
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