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...My "Loving" Friends, Family, & "Dear-Ones": "The-Cat" is *NOW* ..."Out-of-the-Bag"! ***NO-ONE*** has *EVER* been ...***ADDICTED-TO-ALCOHOL***...!!! (...'Got-It'?) ...Just like ...*FORMALDEHYDE*! >>>*ALCOHOL*-IS-A-*POISON*<<< ...sometimes the "ONLY-SOURCE-Of-FOOD"! (...when "Taken-Away", the {brain-washed...}Patient, may: ..."DIE-Of-HUNGER"...? ..."Not-Addiction"! May I Suggest an "Alternative" ...Sandwitch...?) ~~~ "It is: *CAFFEINE* <<< that ...*ADDICTIVELY-KILLS-US*!(...'Oh' so ...'Slowly'!) ...Through: *SLEEP-DEDRIVATION*(...'Idiot'?) ...? Causing: *INSOMNIA-DISORDER*(...'Wake-Up', People...?)

Ciffee Donut, coffeedonut 21 Comments [12/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
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Paler_Face

Not so much word salad as monkey-on-a-keyboard.

12/15/2007 11:41:56 AM

aaa

It's time for your medication, Ciffee Donut.

1/4/2008 11:59:41 AM

Rambler

Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much coffee.

3/10/2008 10:16:39 PM

Feminazi

*(...'Idiot'?)
I agree, you ARE an idiot.

7/17/2008 5:54:21 PM

ChrisInManc

BURN THE SANDWITCH!!!

3/18/2009 7:29:04 AM

Anon-e-moose

If you gave up on coffee, Ciffee Donut, there'd be mass suicides at Starbucks' corporate HQ. Your mainlining espresso 19 times a day is the only explanation for this barely-comprehensible mess. I'd switch to decaf if I were you.

...I fancy a cup of tea & a biccy right now!

3/19/2009 8:51:24 AM

JSS

$% @%$ Okay @$ and 2#@% what : ::$%@! exactly ^!#!$%!@$^?"{ are ! @#$$^#:}.,\ you !@#$#@^$%^34 62`#%!^ saying? ~$%>:{}

5/6/2009 1:10:59 PM

dr y

What in the flying f*ck is this?

10/28/2009 2:32:19 PM

Amitabho

@dr y

Either it's a dying AI or a troll.

11/1/2009 4:48:03 AM



Wat is this I don't

3/17/2010 1:48:14 PM

anti-nonsense

Looks like a classic case of schizophrenia to me. Either that or too much coffee.

Take your meds and/or get away from the coffee dude.

3/21/2010 9:24:05 AM

shykid

...uhh, how much coffee did you drink, dude?

Was it spiked?

5/9/2010 10:18:45 PM

mikeytron

mmmhmm switch to decaf please

5/24/2010 4:48:00 PM

Mira

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5/26/2010 6:37:57 PM

Brandy Bogard

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Please stand by.

3/17/2011 11:51:44 AM

Kuyohashi

Okay, so how does caffeine kill those of us who metabolize it as a sedative? Because when I can't sleep, I down a Red Bull. Fifteen minutes later, I'm out for the next ten hours.

Also, did proper usage of punctuation and sane typing practices kill your father and rape your mother or something? Because you seem to have a vendetta against them.

1/4/2012 4:36:01 PM

zomgwtfbbq

This isn't fundie. I haven't got a clue what it is though, except for hilarious.

11/22/2012 2:21:13 AM



Garble?

11/28/2012 3:48:23 PM

Kristinkhaos

I WOULD WAKE UP BUT I DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I ACTUALLY SLEPT.

9/22/2013 5:25:50 PM



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9/24/2013 10:39:23 AM

Kuno

I tried to make it a little easier to read, but it didn’t help much:

My Loving Friends, Family, & Dear-Ones :

The-Cat is NOW Out-of-the-Bag !

NO-ONE has EVER been ADDICTED-TO-ALCOHOL ! ( 'Got-It'?)

Just like FORMALDEHYDE ! ALCOHOL -IS-A- POISON sometimes the ONLY-SOURCE-Of-FOOD ! ( when Taken-Away , the {brain-washed }Patient, may: DIE-Of-HUNGER ?

Not-Addiction !

May I Suggest an Alternative Sandwitch ?)

It is: CAFFEINE that ADDICTIVELY-KILLS-US ! ( 'Oh' so 'Slowly'! )

Through: SLEEP-DEDRIVATION ( 'Idiot'?) ?

Causing: INSOMNIA-DISORDER ( 'Wake-Up', People ?)


What is this guy trying to say? Alcohol is not addictive, but it is a poison POISON, but people that stop drinking it will die of hunger HUNGER? What?

And what is an Alternative Sandwitch and what has she to do with anything?

Are the words in the parentheses supposed his other personality chiming in? Is this really Deadpool, finally breaking through the fourth wall? (Actually, that would explain anything. Argh, now I am doing it, too!)

How are people supposed to wake up if they have insomnia INSOMNIA?

And why doesn’t he simply switch to decaf?

This post just raises too many questions!

9/25/2013 4:09:19 AM
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