(A thread about people reading the forum 'after the Rapture')
"people left behind will be reading our posts. Isn't that exciting?!! If there are any of you who feel like you are not good at witnessing, this should give you comfort. Who knows how many souls will turn to our Saviour after the rapture, just by reading our testimonies! Praise God! He is so awesome to use the internet this way!!!"
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If jesus really came back to earth and numerous "saved" individuals from all over the world were suddenly wisked away into the clouds, that would be sufficient to convince even us pool, deluded rationalists. Why would anyone need to read you convoluted, poorly written "testimonies," you arrogant snot?
Praise God! He is so awesome to use the internet this way!
"I'm still convinced the rapture has already happened and Jesus left the fundies behind because they're embarrassing."
Ah, DarthFurious , if only the fundies would read your post. Wonder what they would think of their chances?after they are raptured. Shouldn't they be all happy in their mansions, playing with their puppies and surfing with Jesus?
AbidingInNonsense, put it this way: if the Rapture really did happen, I'd likely be pretty convinced that your God does exist ... until I stumble across Rapture Ready and read all of your nonsense posts, in which case I'd decide your God is a load of hogwash after all.
So I guess Satan's responsible for about the other 90 percent of the internet.
I thought everybody left behind was screwed? Given that, I'll be too busy partying and enjoying my last 7 years out of Hell to read your fucking posts. That is, if the Rapture ever actually happens, which it's not going to.
*sigh*
(un)Truth : "We who post at Rapture Ready thank you for spreading our testimonies! You may try to mock them, but either way the truth is getting out!"
people left behind will be reading our posts from your way of thinking, though.
Keep on not thinking, though. I'm sure you'll go far.
"I'm still convinced the rapture has already happened and Jesus left the fundies behind because they're embarrassing."
I'd believe that too, except that I know my grandma would be taken if that rapture stuff was real. She's an actual, true Christian. All about love, not hate.
"I think there's some principle about that... that we couldn't tell the difference between God and something extremely advanced but still natural."
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C. Clarke
@#651823
<"I think there's some principle about that... that we couldn't tell the difference between God and something extremely advanced but still natural."
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C. Clarke >
From the far-off future, I post my favourite twist on that:
...and after watching the Nic Cage Kamikaze attack that was the "Left Behind" redux, those people will give you Cumfart. The 12th Doctor knows how many arseholes will turn into Cybermen just by reading your testicles. Praise Celestia, Haruhi and the Holy Bettie! They are - in the words of Rainbow Dash - Awesome ! But not that 'He' has to rely on something created by Atheists (Turing, Clarke, Gates/Jobs/Torvalds) and a heretic Unitarian Universalist (Berners-Lee).
Besides: why are you lot still here ...?! >:D
@Firthy2002
"Who says you're getting Raptured?"
Those on Ruptured Retards had a Category 4 twister in their collecive knickers about the TV series "The Leftovers", and how it was further reducing the credibility in the public eye of their precious (C)Rapture. Especially how, in that scenario, there were Atheists who had been 'taken up'.
Because it's not as if Harold Camping had been equally successful: twice , eh Raptards...?!
@ Anon-e-moose and the Holy Bettie!
Ahh, Ms. Page, of course. Yes. Yesss!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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