Steve369 #fundie rr-bb.com

Our Savior obviously didn't want people flying or floating whenever they felt like it so He invented gravity. Bees also have an important role in his creation and He doesn't necessarily want people messing with them so He gave them stingers. Therefore if someone decides to break the physical law of gravity he could either break a leg or die. On the other hand, if someone sees a bees' nest and decides he doesn't like it and starts to swing at it with a base ball bat, it probably won't be too long before he will get a teeny glimpse of hell fire all over his body...but he'll probably survive in most cases.

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