I Believe Pres. Bush Is God's Man For The Times To Use Him As He See's Fit.i Also Agree Its The Endtimes Hearts Are Waxing Cold Familys Are Being Torn Apaart By Every Sin Imaginable The Sign Of The Times Are Dinfinetly Here Like Never Before
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well, maybe your fundie families are ripping themselves apart, but over here, some of us "atheists" are living happy lives with the families we love so dearly.
Ah, a new variation of the CapsLock-syndrome. The virus must have mutated.
Familys Are Being Torn Apaart By Every Sin Imaginable
I wish these idiots just finalise a timeline for events to unfold, and then on the day of reckoning, either a) give up with the stupidity, or b) self fulfil the prophecy of death.
Ah, yes, the teenaged fundie's horror at how bad things are - "When I was four years old I didn't hear about teenagers getting pregnant or sons coming out to their parents or wives refusing to obey their husbands, therefore those things just started happening."
Hearts Are Waxing Cold Familys Are Being Torn Apaart By Every Sin Imaginable
Well, we haven't had rampant cannibalism yet, so there's still a ways to go.
The Sign Of The Times Are Dinfinetly Here Like Never Before
They're ALWAYS here like never before. Don't you get it? Jebus was just having a little joke. He's surprised and dismayed that y'all haven't gotten it yet. He's starting to wonder if he needs smarter followers.
...Him As He See's Fit.i Also Agree Its The Endtimes ...
It's already too late for The Rapture. The Bible says so.
"Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom." -- Matthew16:28 ...
Signs of the times? Like what? "wars and rumors of wars"? Eclipses? Earthquakes?
Is there any period in history when these didn't apply?
Jesus' predictions apply to any era. Therefore, they point to none in particular. In other words, the End of the World ain't anywhere near being nigh.
Every sin imaginable, which I'm sure you think is: anything sex-related, having fun, interracial dating, gender equality, being poor, not speaking English, and voting Democrat
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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