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[Mocking evolution]Hang on, I gotta feed my Transitional half Lizard half bird pet of mine. I'll be back.

Badfish, Christian Forums 16 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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gte

It's called a dinosaur, asshat.

6/7/2006 6:18:24 PM

David D.G.

Badfish obviously refuses to evolve into a goodamphibian, let alone into a decenthumanbeing.


~David D.G.

6/7/2006 7:03:10 PM

Julian

Is that an euphamism for masturbation similar to 'feeding the chooks'?

TMI Badfish, TMI !!!

6/8/2006 3:07:03 AM

Fernando

You have a velociraptor pet?

Why do fundies always get the best things?

5/21/2008 12:48:51 AM

Joules

Obviously this is a use of the concept 'humour' with which I am not familiar...


5/21/2008 1:25:49 AM

Philbert McAdamia

No prob, BF -while you're doing that I'll be choking my banana/chicken. It suddenly appeared where there was some dirt.

5/21/2008 1:26:41 AM

Dr. Quasius

Don't we get a LOL? Where the fuck is our LOL?

5/21/2008 1:59:17 AM



I'll just make a man out of dirt while you're away.

7/15/2008 11:14:26 PM

Nightboomfer

Fine, go feed your archaeopteryx. See if I care.

7/16/2008 4:49:17 AM

Kieranfoy

That's okay. While you're away I'll feed my equally mythical intelligent creationist.

1/30/2010 8:23:43 PM

Quantum Mechanic

That archaeopterix is dead, Jim.

6/12/2013 4:49:58 AM

Justanotheratheist

While you're there, please take some pics and post them on the Net. This I really have got to see.

6/12/2013 5:49:01 AM

Kuno

Cool, you got a pet archaeopteryx? Can you show us some pictures?

6/12/2013 7:02:11 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Transitional half Lizard half bird"

Archaeopteryx:



Found in rock. Pet rocks. Q.E., and D. [/hyper-smartarse]

I'll be back. [/Terminator] X3

6/12/2013 8:57:33 AM

Agnostic Fundamentalist

Your wit is truly amazing.

1/4/2014 11:08:01 PM



[Mocking religion]Hang on, I gotta go have a telepathic conversation with my specific sky-pixie friend of mine that created the entire universe, is strangely interested in what us humans do in our bedrooms, and created hell just so he could torture us in it. I'll be back.

1/5/2014 9:27:04 AM
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