An Important Fact to Ponder--
GOD DOES NOT BELIEVE IN ATHEISTS,
THEREFORE ATHEISTS DO NOT EXIST.
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Then your God is in denial, as are you...
Btw, just because it's in all caps, doesn't make it true...
Sweet. I guess that means I don't exist. Wait a minute, how am I writing this?
For that matter, when exactly did your God say that He didn't believe in atheists? Or do your ALL CAPS simply make you right?
No, darling, that is an opinion. A very bad one, at that - haven't you learned it's a sin to put your own words and feelings into the mouth of God? The mere fact that there are athiests in the world should convince you that you're lying. Or delusional. Or both. XD
If God exists, then he is a fool for not believing in atheists as atheists plainly DO exist.
Your assertion is NOT important, nor is it a fact, nor it is interesting to ponder. Strike three.
What happened to that whole 'unable to divine the mind of God' thing? Now these people dictate what their deity believes?
And why the heck does he have to believe anyway? Being omniscient, shouldn't he know ?
And if we don't exist then who are you talking to?
Hush little baby, don't say a word
and never mind that noise you heard.
It's just the beasts under your bed,
in your closet, in your head
Psalm 14:1 - "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God."
Your God disagrees with you, asshole. He may think we're fools, but he does at least acknowledge our existence.
God does not believe in atheists? Well that works out great since atheists don't believe in god! It takes two to tango.
And since I can sense atheists (smell, touch, taste (SHUT UP YOU PERVS!), see , hear) but cannot sense a god I wonder which has the better chance of actually existing?
Fanatic-Templar wrote:
What happened to that whole 'unable to divine the mind of God' thing? Now these people dictate what their deity believes?
How do you think they came to the conclusion that God opposes abortion, fetal stem cell research, and eating meat on Fridays?
Since when have Atheists claimed that not believing in God is what causes his nonexistence, rather than "well, the evidence doesn't support a giant, omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient consciousness that created everything and demanded worship."
Thank-you, Scotty. The big skydaddy DOES beleive in us, haha!
No, seriously. Someone needs to take Ephrai's caps lock privledges away. Unfortunately, he's not the only one who thinks like this. I've seen a shirt that says basically the same thing, for sale on a large shirt-selling site. *shakes head* For a non-existing being, I sure manage to do a lot.
Psalm 14:1 - "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God."
Your God disagrees with you, asshole. He may think we're fools, but he does at least acknowledge our existence.
PWN3D.
How do you think they came to the conclusion that God opposes abortion, fetal stem cell research, and eating meat on Fridays?
Makes sense. I then devise the following 'True Christian' hierarchy:
True Christians are at the top of the ladder, followed by God, followed by angels, followed Untrue Christians, followed by satanism (ie, anything else) followed simians, followed by fallen angels, followed by demons, followed by the devil, followed by gay men.
Does this sound correct? I confess I am no expert in theology.
GOD DOES NOT BELIEVE IN ATHEISTS,
Well then, we will both be surprised if we ever meet.
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upallnite this is brilliant, made me LOL.
We never used the moronic argument you imly, you fools! We provide clear rational explanation, darn it, not some random spiritual spouting!
@Gnomist: But God, as an omnipotent being, can ignore his previous knowledge, and believe, right? Or does the omniscience take precedence over omnipotence? Man, omni-stuff is really confusing.
Oh I get it. You're saying that just because atheists don't believe in God doesn't mean he doesn't exist, aren't you?
So clever! Or, it would be if your analogy was any good. But it's not, because an atheist's existence is worlds easier to prove than God's.
So you have more work to do.
Actually according to Richard Dawkins, even though a radical atheist, suggests religion and belief in God is a genetic coping mechanism, so doesn't that mean deep down in the A, T, G, C's there is no such thing as atheism.
Anyway, atheists are by social definition do exist I guess, but yeah, something to ponder.
Brilliant news! If he doesn't believe in me, then he won't care what I get up to, will he?
This is a win-win situation, if you ask me. Thanks, ephraimanesti!
I'm a paradox?
Coooooooooool...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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