There is no such thing as Evolution !
There is Development !
There is no such thing as Random in this world !
Not even a single thing in it is random !
Such principle doesnt exist !!!
Let alone the mutation of genes !
Every time i push a glass it will fall and break !
Not even a single time will it go up start flying and turn in to an elephant !
Don't mistake Couse and Reaction with Random !
There is nothing Random !
There is however CHOICE !
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Every time i push a glass it will fall and break !
Not even a single time will it go up start flying and turn in to an elephant !
And on the third day the LORD did push a glass from a coffee table (coffee having been created on the first day, tables on the second) and lo it did fly into the air and turn into a pachyderm. Sore was the LORD's wrath, for now he had a floating elephant.
Utter, utter bullshit.
Actually, quantum mechanics is quite random in some respects as it can only predicted through probability and is not actually deterministic.
Besides, when evolutionary biologists use the word random then use it in a certain context. On our "macro" scale nothing is really random, but they look random and appear to behave as if they were random. Take dice for example, they're not truly random, but they're random enough that we can't predict their outcome.
However, there are indeed things called dictionary, books, internet and encyclopedia. Use them, for God's sake, and get some straight facts!!!
This is an Fundie which takes something I like to fall back on sometimes as a cool little quote I made up...and believe it to be fact.
The quote "God is the butterfly wings of the big bang, creating the hurricane which is the human race." Now I don't believe it literally and even an atheist can admit it has some beauty in it. (damn...I just realised...my views on god sway from atheist to agnostic depending on how happy I am...this is very weird...)
Dammit, I'm getting sick and tired of this insanity. If fundies really think this is how evolution works, no wonder they don't believe in it.
Say it with me, people: EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.
There is no such thing as Random in this world !
Not even a single thing in it is random !
Such principle doesnt exist !!!
Let alone the mutation of genes !
...There is nothing Random !
There is however CHOICE !"
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So, this cottonmouth snake CHOOSES to lack pigment, eh?
Not even a single time will it go up start flying and turn in to an elephant !
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(Dumbo is property of Walt Disney Co., yada-yada...)
There is no such thing as Random in this world !...
Every time i push a glass it will fall and break !
Uhh, all those shards of glass that fly everywhere when the glass breaks? How would you describe their shape and movement in oh, say, one word?
"There is no such thing as Evolution ! There is Development !"
I see your parents spent the big bucks and got Kent Hovid's deluxe book collection for your homeschooling.
"There is no such thing as Random in this World !"
Really? Does Las Vegas know?
"Not even a single thing in it is random !"
Since you've never rolled a pair of dice or dealt a hand of cards I suppose bring up quantum mechanics wouldn't help.
"Such principle doesn't exist !!!"
Wither Werner Heisenberg?
"Let alone the mutation of genes !"
Trying typing with me g-o-o-g-l-e.
"Every time i push a glass it will fall and break !"
Uh, no.
"Not even a single time will it go up start flying and turn in to an elephant !"
Okay now I know you're a Troll.
Don't mistake Cause and Reaction with Random!
But that's exactly what he proceeds to do. "Random" doesn't mean "uncaused". When you flip a coin and it turns up heads, it wasn't uncaused; just unpredictable. Mutations aren't "uncaused". They're caused by subatomic particles, free radicals and other chemical damage, viruses, etc. They are random in the sense that, like a coin flip, there's no way to predict if they will happen to you, where the damage will be or what its effect will be.
Theistic evolution is the theory that a higher power sneaks in and controls seemingly random events. There would be no way to either prove or disprove this is happening if it were done subtly enough. But theistic evolution would be indistinguishable from Darwinian evolution. Creationists reject it.
"...Don't mistake Couse and Reaction with Random !..."
Did you just spell cause wrong? You know, I use to not be so nitpicky about online spelling (I have bad letter-swapping habits) but for phi's sake, spell CAUSE right you moron.
And what's with fundies needing to capitalize every damn noun? Blah.
And stuff.
I find it strange that so many people find this Fundi.
Now, this man personally beleives that there cannot be something random in this world, and thats fine, I personally beleieve it too. The only difference is that this man is talking about something he does not understand.
When he knocks a glass off a table, it will shatter. If for what ever reason someone reversed time and watched the same thing without changing anything, it will still shatter in the same exact way.
It just saddens me when a good argument is presented so poorly. This guy does not understand evolution, and well it is what we are insulting him for.
As Einstien said, God Does not play dice. Now, Choice is a even more complex thing, and it goes by how you define choice. Personally, I beleive that we are on a set path, and that we will always make the same choices, because our choices are defined by who we are at the moment of the decision. If I looked back on a past mistake, it would be someone else looking at an event with more info then what was currently present.
Now, I think I've derailed a little to much, so I'll just end with this. This guy is just funny.
No gene mutation? What about, oh, I dunno, the THOUSANDS OF GENETIC DISEASES RESULTING FROM RANDOM MUTATIONS???
*pant*
Just finished AP Bio exam this week. Feeling a bit testy about ignorance of science.
There is no such thing as Evolution !
No. Go read up on it.
There is Development !
Irrelevant.
There is no such thing as Random in this world !
Not even a single thing in it is random !
Such principle doesnt exist !!!
Let alone the mutation of genes !
Quantum and nuclear mechanics would like to disagree with you on this one.
Every time i push a glass it will fall and break !
Not even a single time will it go up start flying and turn in to an elephant !
That's because the odds of it happening are infinitesimal.
Don't mistake Couse and Reaction with Random !
There is nothing Random !
But there is a little thing called pseudorandom. That and quantum mechanics.
There is however CHOICE !
No. For free will to exist, you'd have to have something ouside the universe. But the Universe is by definition all that exists, so you lose.
Salvador, if your talking about the Uncertainty principle, we are not really sure why that happens. It is very possible that it is not actually random, its just that we do not understand why it happens, or what leads up to it. Randomness does not belong in Science or Religion, it only belongs in statistics. I do understand where you are coming from, just remember, the Uncertainty principle is merely a way to describe a phenomena we do not understand, and while it is possible that it is in fact true, it is just as possible that it is not completely true.
Also Salv, Free Will its self is something that many cultures define different ways. For example, Muslims believe that we do have Free Will, even though we have our paths already set out. I do not wish to explain it right now, because it is one hell of a long explanation, but just stick with this. Free will is something that is defined differently in every society, and you cannot just say your definition is the only definition that should be accounted for.
Drece: I was talking about the @nd law of thermodynamics, which can be broken, but the chances are infinitesimal. Also, when I said "free will" I meant indeterminism.
No single scientist that considers themselves a qulified evolutionist would ever say that it happened all by chance. There are plenty of random things in this world I embrace them all. The fact that you believe that the structure of your body is similar to that of a glass proves my following statement. You are an uneducated, naive, blind,retarded pile of a waste of a human being and I hope you follow a bible into a thresher.
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