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Actually there are alleged writings of Adam, written by Adam.

Badfish, Christian Forums 19 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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szena

I imagine Badfish thought he was writing something intelligible.

2/21/2008 9:44:40 PM

deathbird

In fact, a large number of people called Adam have published written works.

If this bloke means Adam from Genesis (no Phil Collins comments, please)then he can't have written anything, because he never exisited. For the umpteenth time, he's just an part of allegory about needing to take personal responsibility when you screw up or bad shit happens to you.

2/22/2008 5:46:32 PM

GigaGuess

Now why would Adam even bother to write anything down? There was only one person to relay this information to, and she was there too!

2/22/2008 6:22:44 PM

Samyaza

Where?

2/22/2008 6:27:03 PM

canadiest

No shit? Good thing he ate from that "Tree of knowledge" so he could write. Is he sending a letter to Eve or something as crazy?

"Dearest Eve, Hi there"

'You're the prettiest girl I know. I'll bet your're the prettiest girl in the universe"

To bad she's just a girl and can't read.

2/22/2008 11:58:44 PM

Alethe

Does this 'tard even know what 'alleged' means? Sheesh...

2/23/2008 5:46:16 PM

Crownflame

Um,did they have (or need) a writing system back then?

Yeah, see, no. No.

2/23/2008 6:39:32 PM

Father Heathen

I bet this fool also thinks Adam wrote in the English language.

2/23/2008 10:54:49 PM

Dr. Shrinker

There was, at one time, a text called "The Revelation of Adam" which was attributed to the biblical Adam. It was excluded from the canon and denounced as a forgery. Badfish did get his first point right. It was the word "alleged" which tripped him up.

12/29/2008 9:48:23 PM

Brandy Bogard


3/16/2011 7:37:34 PM

TWoozl

So with two people on Earth, writing developed, then Adam wrote down some magical text, then it survived the great global flood you lot still haven't denounced on logic, and now you're here babbling at us about it a few thousand years later, but--

The fuck? This is not logic. I'm not even sure what this is.

3/16/2011 8:28:02 PM

Justanotheratheist

What? Has Adam's laptop finally been found amongst the remains of Noah's Ark? Did he write down his shopping list as well, and did he put apples on it.....?

3/17/2011 12:42:31 AM

whatever

In case you hadn't noticed, Mr. Badfish, the name Douglas Adams has an s on the end of it.

3/17/2011 8:39:15 AM

ThisTroper

There are also alleged writings of my ass, written by my ass. Alleged.

3/17/2011 1:13:39 PM



Funny thing about those writings: They are in English and full of typos, grammatical errors and weird punctuation. Also some of them are written all caps.

12/14/2012 5:54:43 AM

Quantum Mechanic

bullshit

4/11/2013 9:55:39 AM

Blarghonius

As opposed to the writings of God, written by man?

4/11/2013 4:48:17 PM

Professor von SCIENCE!

to do list:

1. drop off fig leaves at dry cleaner

2. don't eat the forbidden fruit

3. pick up Eve some tampons

4. invent capitalization at the start of a sentence

And that is what was written.

7/1/2013 11:31:07 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Upon which day did God create pencil and paper?

I much prefer the writings of Adam according to Mark Twain.


@canadiest
'You're the prettiest girl I know. I'll bet your're the prettiest girl in the universe"

Eve: "Huh. Not even if you were the last man on..."

Adam: "Actually, I'm the first."

Eve: "Good luck with your line, Buddy. You're not the first, and you won't be the last."

Adam: ("Hmm, not bad. Let me write these down. Now where's my...uh...what did I name that thing?")

7/1/2013 12:18:08 PM
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