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#412333
szena
I imagine Badfish thought he was writing something intelligible.
2/21/2008 9:44:40 PM
#413151
deathbird
In fact, a large number of people called Adam have published written works.
If this bloke means Adam from Genesis (no Phil Collins comments, please)then he can't have written anything, because he never exisited. For the umpteenth time, he's just an part of allegory about needing to take personal responsibility when you screw up or bad shit happens to you.
2/22/2008 5:46:32 PM
#413207
GigaGuess
Now why would Adam even bother to write anything down? There was only one person to relay this information to, and she was there too!
2/22/2008 6:22:44 PM
#413213
Samyaza
Where?
2/22/2008 6:27:03 PM
#413557
canadiest
No shit? Good thing he ate from that "Tree of knowledge" so he could write. Is he sending a letter to Eve or something as crazy?
"Dearest Eve, Hi there"
'You're the prettiest girl I know. I'll bet your're the prettiest girl in the universe"
To bad she's just a girl and can't read.
2/22/2008 11:58:44 PM
#414121
Alethe
Does this 'tard even know what 'alleged' means? Sheesh...
2/23/2008 5:46:16 PM
#414175
Crownflame
Um,did they have (or need) a writing system back then?
Yeah, see, no. No.
2/23/2008 6:39:32 PM
#414401
Father Heathen
I bet this fool also thinks Adam wrote in the English language.
2/23/2008 10:54:49 PM
#830792
Dr. Shrinker
There was, at one time, a text called "The Revelation of Adam" which was attributed to the biblical Adam. It was excluded from the canon and denounced as a forgery. Badfish did get his first point right. It was the word "alleged" which tripped him up.
12/29/2008 9:48:23 PM
#1267817
Brandy Bogard
3/16/2011 7:37:34 PM
#1267819
TWoozl
So with two people on Earth, writing developed, then Adam wrote down some magical text, then it survived the great global flood you lot still haven't denounced on logic, and now you're here babbling at us about it a few thousand years later, but--
The fuck? This is not logic. I'm not even sure what this is.
3/16/2011 8:28:02 PM
#1267845
Justanotheratheist
What? Has Adam's laptop finally been found amongst the remains of Noah's Ark? Did he write down his shopping list as well, and did he put apples on it.....?
3/17/2011 12:42:31 AM
#1268035
whatever
In case you hadn't noticed, Mr. Badfish, the name Douglas Adams has an s on the end of it.
3/17/2011 8:39:15 AM
#1268147
ThisTroper
There are also alleged writings of my ass, written by my ass. Alleged.
3/17/2011 1:13:39 PM
#1482635
Funny thing about those writings: They are in English and full of typos, grammatical errors and weird punctuation. Also some of them are written all caps.
12/14/2012 5:54:43 AM
#1526014
Quantum Mechanic
bullshit
4/11/2013 9:55:39 AM
#1526168
Blarghonius
As opposed to the writings of God, written by man?
4/11/2013 4:48:17 PM
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