Yeah the diaries of Adam and Eve, as translated by Mark Twain.
[3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WHAT THE FUCK?
6/29/2009 12:14:26 AM
6/29/2009 12:33:45 AM
And Adam and Eve wrote them on... and with... and on___ language... Ah, fuck it, it's just too stupid.
6/29/2009 3:41:07 AM
Mark Twain? He ought to be the anti-Christ to these people, way, way more than Obama. But, maybe that is the point of all this mumbling.
Translated from what language, into what language?
6/29/2009 3:55:55 AM
Actually, Twain wrote a book called The Diaries of Adam and Eve. It's one of his lesser known works, but it's still pretty hilarious in parts.
There was no "translating" at all. He wrote it all himself.
7/31/2009 10:21:22 PM
Plus, Samuel Clemens was a pretty outspoken agnostic (or, in the language of the times, a "freethinker")
"Superfluous. It was a good word, and bore repeating". -- Adam, from "The Diaries of Adam and Eve"
8/1/2009 1:01:35 AM
"Man is kind enough when he is not excited by religion."
Words to live by.
8/1/2009 8:01:50 AM
is even illustrated. It is found @ Gutenberg.org.
8/1/2009 8:11:33 AM
I have a sneaking suspicion this might be sarcasm.
3/3/2012 12:42:25 PM
You should be forced to read Clemens' autobiography;
10/2/2013 9:54:28 PM
I'm pretty sure that Badfish is kidding.
10/3/2013 5:30:39 AM