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Yeah the diaries of Adam and Eve, as translated by Mark Twain.

Badfish, Christian Forums 11 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Efrain

WHAT THE FUCK?

6/29/2009 12:14:26 AM

agentCDE

Context much?

6/29/2009 12:33:45 AM

Clown

And Adam and Eve wrote them on... and with... and on___ language... Ah, fuck it, it's just too stupid.

6/29/2009 3:41:07 AM

Swedish Pagan

Mark Twain? He ought to be the anti-Christ to these people, way, way more than Obama. But, maybe that is the point of all this mumbling.

Translated from what language, into what language?

6/29/2009 3:55:55 AM

Muzzy Slink

Actually, Twain wrote a book called The Diaries of Adam and Eve. It's one of his lesser known works, but it's still pretty hilarious in parts.

There was no "translating" at all. He wrote it all himself.

7/31/2009 10:21:22 PM

Rallymodeller

Plus, Samuel Clemens was a pretty outspoken agnostic (or, in the language of the times, a "freethinker")

"Superfluous. It was a good word, and bore repeating". -- Adam, from "The Diaries of Adam and Eve"

8/1/2009 1:01:35 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Man is kind enough when he is not excited by religion."

-Mark Twain

Words to live by.

8/1/2009 8:01:50 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Eve's Diary is even illustrated. It is found @ Gutenberg.org.

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/8525/8525-h/8525-h.htm

8/1/2009 8:11:33 AM

Renon

I have a sneaking suspicion this might be sarcasm.

3/3/2012 12:42:25 PM

Quantum Mechanic

You should be forced to read Clemens' autobiography;

At gunpoint.

Repeatedly.

Out loud.

10/2/2013 9:54:28 PM

Dr. Shrinker

I'm pretty sure that Badfish is kidding.

Meh'd

10/3/2013 5:30:39 AM
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