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It maybe easier for you to find Big Foot and prove he exists then to produce a biologist that can convince me that he knows what he is talking about.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 15 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Julian

Yep, it'd be also easier to find any other mythical creature you choose to name than teach you anything!

6/27/2006 7:38:46 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Yup..its difficult to explain biology to someone who has more than likely had a homeskewlingdiplomma.

10/20/2008 9:23:58 PM

GigaGuess

I'll produce my mythical creature when you produce your mythical Jewish Zombie.

10/20/2008 9:57:18 PM

anti-nonsense

Yeah, you can't educate a closed mind.

10/20/2008 10:23:44 PM

GigaGuess

@anti-nonsense

Empty enough, you can hear the sea, sealed tightly enough that it's waterproof.

10/20/2008 10:39:37 PM

Navelgazer

If Big Foot was a biologist would he be more convincing?

10/20/2008 10:43:58 PM

Philbert McAdamia

The pictures I've seen of Bigfoot are pretty lame. And the Elvi that abound in supermarkets are somewhat less than photogenic, but somebody out there is trying. OK, they're trying to pull a scam and not doing well at it but what surprises me is the lack of such goings on with jesus. With all the fundy attempts at claiming to "know" he's here, he's there, he's everywhere I'd expect some of them to photograph, however grainy and out of focus, some unwashed hippie types and claim eyewitness proof. So far, in 2,000 years, the best the omniscient all powerful one has managed to present is some charred toast and garage floor oil stains, and not a one of them resembles Albrecht Durer in the slightest. Come on, fundies, we aren't buying your empty verbal claims - show us the picture proof. Try f'crissakes. Dress up in a bedsheet and sandals and have Uncle Daddy take a snap of y'all traipsing through the buckbrush down by the crick...show us something. Yeah, we'll laugh at it, but we're laughing anyway.

10/20/2008 10:49:37 PM

Minty

No, that's probably true.

It's hard to convince John of anything that makes the slightest sense.

12/10/2008 4:34:51 PM

Morrigan

That is because you would believe any myth they tell you

12/10/2008 4:44:07 PM

Elia

I'm more inclined to listen to a real biologist than you - at least the biologist has field experience, plus s/he didn't get a degree by mailing in a bunch of box-tops.

12/10/2008 5:52:14 PM

El Guapo

Convincing JohnR7 of anything using logic and evidence would be harder than teaching a card trick to a housecat.

12/10/2008 7:45:42 PM

a mind far far away

I was inclined to say Poe, until I saw that it was JohnR7. He wouldn't be convinced of reality if Nessie tried to teach him about evolution. Brainwashing and hoomskulin' will do that to you.

12/10/2008 7:50:25 PM

Mandy

This says more about JohnR7's stupidity than it does about reality.

12/10/2008 10:33:52 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Happy MRSA infection, dumbass.

7/2/2012 11:40:55 AM

Canadiest

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Science stupid, religion smart. Now JohnR7, pick out whatever priest you ever listened to that convinced you the Bible is absolute truth.

Then tell me why you believed a single word. Not from any real tangible evidence, we know you have none.

7/2/2012 12:40:41 PM
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