So I could kill my (hypothetical) children if I wanted to? After all, I gave them life, so by your logic I can take it away.
2/19/2007 7:22:54 PM
Infanticide for Jebus!
9/1/2009 11:27:48 PM
Blood for the blood god!
9/20/2011 7:34:38 PM
Man, I gotta remember this next time I'm at a birthday party.
1/6/2012 7:12:50 AM
It does kinda make god a dick though, dontcha think?
1/6/2012 7:32:33 AM
And you idiots worship that douchebag?
1/6/2012 8:05:51 AM
"When God creates tornadoes to kills innocent children He is merely taking back what He gave and has every right to take. It is no violation of justice and hence not a sin."
...the Bible Belt states in the US are inhabited by sinners
, eh Al m'boy? (PROTIP: Fred Phelps & the WBC. In Kansas. Slap-bang in the middle of 'Tornado Alley. You do the maths). Gotcha. As opposed to the tornado-free
UK. As another Al says (emphasis added):
'God is British - because we never get any fucking earthquakes, tornadoes
or hurricanes in Britain.'
'Of course Britain is God's own country; you don't shit on your own doorstep, do ya?!
Murray (Pub Landlord)
Therefore, the extremely secular
, nay virtually Atheist
UK is completely sinless
then, according to your logic. You said it, I didn't.
1/6/2012 9:01:19 AM
I wish I could could give you a jetpack, just so I could "merely take back" the jetpack while you're flying 5,000 feet up in the air. Hey, I gave you the jetpack so that's no violation of justice, right?
3/19/2013 8:03:16 PM
So, infanticide is also no violation of justice and hence not a sin?
It's OK to kill your own child as you gave it life, and have every right to take it?
3/20/2013 12:49:27 AM
Translation: God can kill anyone he wants, whenever he wants.
This is why people don't like you.
3/20/2013 1:08:36 AM