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When God creates tornadoes to kills innocent children He is merely taking back what He gave and has every right to take. It is no violation of justice and hence not a sin.

Albert Cipriani, Internet Infidels 15 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Sybot

So I could kill my (hypothetical) children if I wanted to? After all, I gave them life, so by your logic I can take it away.

2/19/2007 7:22:54 PM

Trask

Infanticide for Jebus!

9/1/2009 11:27:48 PM



Blood for the blood god!

9/20/2011 7:34:38 PM

None

Man, I gotta remember this next time I'm at a birthday party.

1/6/2012 7:12:50 AM

JohnTheAtheist

It does kinda make god a dick though, dontcha think?

1/6/2012 7:32:33 AM

Justanotheratheist

And you idiots worship that douchebag?

Fucking hell.

1/6/2012 8:05:51 AM

Anon-e-moose

"When God creates tornadoes to kills innocent children He is merely taking back what He gave and has every right to take. It is no violation of justice and hence not a sin."

Ah, therefore...:



...the Bible Belt states in the US are inhabited by sinners, eh Al m'boy? (PROTIP: Fred Phelps & the WBC. In Kansas. Slap-bang in the middle of 'Tornado Alley. You do the maths). Gotcha. As opposed to the tornado-free UK. As another Al says (emphasis added):



'God is British - because we never get any fucking earthquakes, tornadoes or hurricanes in Britain.'

'Of course Britain is God's own country; you don't shit on your own doorstep, do ya?!'

-Al Murray (Pub Landlord)

Therefore, the extremely secular, nay virtually Atheist UK is completely sinless then, according to your logic. You said it, I didn't. [/hyper-smartarse]

1/6/2012 9:01:19 AM

Horus

I wish I could could give you a jetpack, just so I could "merely take back" the jetpack while you're flying 5,000 feet up in the air. Hey, I gave you the jetpack so that's no violation of justice, right?

3/19/2013 8:03:16 PM

Swede

So, infanticide is also no violation of justice and hence not a sin?
It's OK to kill your own child as you gave it life, and have every right to take it?

3/20/2013 12:49:27 AM

Tempus

Translation: God can kill anyone he wants, whenever he wants.

This is why people don't like you.

3/20/2013 1:08:36 AM

Crimson Lizard

I don't think the jury's gonna buy it.

8/7/2014 1:04:53 PM

JW

Infanticide is not a "violation of justice"?
[Dr. Evil] Riiight. [\Dr. Evil]

8/8/2014 4:31:09 AM

Mark Poe

Great way to make Khorne looks better than your "God"...

8/8/2014 4:57:41 AM

Anon-e-moose

"When God creates tornadoes to kills innocent children He is merely taking back what He gave"

...thus no wonder, in a way. As fundies are wont to say, 'God created that baby you carry', therefore he's merely covering up his tracks, as the fundies themselves admit that their 'moral' God who demands monogamy of his 'believers' is a player worse than Zeus.

...thus your 'moral' God is a sinner, o judgemental fundies. In more ways than one.

@Mark Poe

"Great way to make Khorne looks better than your "God"..."

And as Khorne forbids the slaughter of the defenceless, therefore...!

8/8/2014 9:01:56 AM

Philbert McAdamia

So when "Little Children" are aborted, it's just giving back to Gawd what is His, to begin with.
Well, then it's OK. Return to sender.

8/8/2014 9:18:47 AM
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