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When God creates tornadoes to kills innocent children He is merely taking back what He gave and has every right to take. It is no violation of justice and hence not a sin.

Albert Cipriani, Internet Infidels 10 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#164874
Sybot

So I could kill my (hypothetical) children if I wanted to? After all, I gave them life, so by your logic I can take it away.

2/19/2007 7:22:54 PM
#1016310
Trask

Infanticide for Jebus!

9/1/2009 11:27:48 PM
#1334336


Blood for the blood god!

9/20/2011 7:34:38 PM
#1363780
None

Man, I gotta remember this next time I'm at a birthday party.

1/6/2012 7:12:50 AM
#1363785
JohnTheAtheist

It does kinda make god a dick though, dontcha think?

1/6/2012 7:32:33 AM
#1363805
Justanotheratheist

And you idiots worship that douchebag?

Fucking hell.

1/6/2012 8:05:51 AM
#1363859
Anon-e-moose

"When God creates tornadoes to kills innocent children He is merely taking back what He gave and has every right to take. It is no violation of justice and hence not a sin."

Ah, therefore...:



...the Bible Belt states in the US are inhabited by sinners, eh Al m'boy? (PROTIP: Fred Phelps & the WBC. In Kansas. Slap-bang in the middle of 'Tornado Alley. You do the maths). Gotcha. As opposed to the tornado-free UK. As another Al says (emphasis added):



'God is British - because we never get any fucking earthquakes, tornadoes or hurricanes in Britain.'

'Of course Britain is God's own country; you don't shit on your own doorstep, do ya?!'

-Al Murray (Pub Landlord)

Therefore, the extremely secular, nay virtually Atheist UK is completely sinless then, according to your logic. You said it, I didn't. [/hyper-smartarse]

1/6/2012 9:01:19 AM
#1517341
Horus

I wish I could could give you a jetpack, just so I could "merely take back" the jetpack while you're flying 5,000 feet up in the air. Hey, I gave you the jetpack so that's no violation of justice, right?

3/19/2013 8:03:16 PM
#1517374
Swede

So, infanticide is also no violation of justice and hence not a sin?
It's OK to kill your own child as you gave it life, and have every right to take it?

3/20/2013 12:49:27 AM
#1517376
Tempus

Translation: God can kill anyone he wants, whenever he wants.

This is why people don't like you.

3/20/2013 1:08:36 AM
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