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Beauty is ALWAYS associated with sexual perversion.

MercyBurst, Christian Forums 70 Comments [5/22/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 17
Submitted By: UberLutheran
WTF?! || meh

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Good news for Bro. Randy-4-Teens then! He must be the purest of the pure if MercyBurst is actually correct.

5/22/2007 10:07:45 AM


I know fundies live in terror of their own sexuality but WTF is this nonsense?

5/22/2007 10:22:21 AM


Seems MercyBurst can't land any good-looking girls.

5/22/2007 10:25:43 AM


Cuteness sometimes leads to promiscuity in high school...but that's mostly their idiot parents let them spend hundreds on makeup and hairdos - under all that crap, who knows what's there?

5/22/2007 10:52:20 AM

Easy Lover

Is that why are saints beautifed then? I always had my suspicions about mother Theresa.

5/22/2007 10:54:08 AM


This is beautiful. This turns you on?

And I thought I was a perv.

5/22/2007 11:34:19 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

As said by a hideously ugly perpetual virgin.

5/22/2007 11:36:36 AM

The Watcher

Burqas all around, folks!

5/22/2007 11:49:44 AM


In that case, I will spend all my time with beautiful people!

5/22/2007 12:14:24 PM

Sideshow Bob


5/22/2007 12:14:59 PM


You know, I would have said that MercyBurst is a 54 year-old virgin, except he apparently has a daughter, poor thing.

5/22/2007 12:21:47 PM


Ah, we return to the grand old Hermetic Tradition at last! \"As without, so within.\"

I do hope that MercyBurst realizes that the Doctrine of Signatures they are claiming as true is part of medieval alchemy, and considered by the Christian churches to be...WITCHCRAFT!

Perhaps an Alchemy For Jesus award?

5/22/2007 12:45:44 PM

Mister Spak

I'm guessing you are ugly.

5/22/2007 1:15:46 PM

Man Called True

Someone can't seem to get the good-looking hookers to look their way, huh?

5/22/2007 1:44:11 PM


What's not to like?

5/22/2007 1:44:46 PM


Sure, that's why St Eloy, St Stephen, St Sebastian and the Virgin Mary are characterised as Quasimodo in the paints. Or why people insult feminist calling them ugly.

5/22/2007 1:50:49 PM


Hey, \"beauty is in the eyes of the beholder\" so if sexual perversion turns you on, go for it.

5/22/2007 2:06:19 PM


That's an even worse reason for being ugly than \"Inner beauty\".

5/22/2007 2:17:50 PM


So can you get arroused from a sun set?

5/22/2007 2:24:31 PM


Sunsets, flowers, and scenic landscapes are sexual HOW?

Methinks you're just trying to feel better about feeling unattractive. That, or you're grappling with your lust for pretty women.

5/22/2007 3:02:38 PM

So if I look at a sunset and think it's beautiful, that means I want to fuck the sun?

5/22/2007 3:07:42 PM


So, the truly righteous must always strive to be as ugly as possible?

Does this mean roses are a sexual perversion? Mozart horn concerti are sexual perversions? A child's smile? My neighbor's butt? Hmm, well, you may have a point concerning that.

5/22/2007 3:39:42 PM


I guess somebody is bitter because they aren't good looking.

5/22/2007 3:50:54 PM


And MB's assertions are going, going, gone!

5/22/2007 4:21:41 PM


So THAT'S why David was beautiful and bisexual.

5/22/2007 5:10:32 PM
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