Fundie of the Year Voting!
Beauty is ALWAYS associated with sexual perversion.
[5/22/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 18
Submitted By: UberLutheran
Good news for Bro. Randy-4-Teens then! He must be the purest of the pure if MercyBurst is actually correct.
5/22/2007 10:07:45 AM
I know fundies live in terror of their own sexuality but WTF is this nonsense?
5/22/2007 10:22:21 AM
Seems MercyBurst can't land any good-looking girls.
5/22/2007 10:25:43 AM
Cuteness sometimes leads to promiscuity in high school...but that's mostly their idiot parents let them spend hundreds on makeup and hairdos - under all that crap, who knows what's there?
5/22/2007 10:52:20 AM
Is that why are saints beautifed then? I always had my suspicions about mother Theresa.
5/22/2007 10:54:08 AM
This is beautiful. This turns you on?
And I thought I was a perv.
5/22/2007 11:34:19 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
As said by a hideously ugly perpetual virgin.
5/22/2007 11:36:36 AM
Burqas all around, folks!
5/22/2007 11:49:44 AM
In that case, I will spend all my time with beautiful people!
5/22/2007 12:14:24 PM
5/22/2007 12:14:59 PM
You know, I would have said that MercyBurst is a 54 year-old virgin, except he apparently has a daughter, poor thing.
5/22/2007 12:21:47 PM
Ah, we return to the grand old Hermetic Tradition at last! \"As without, so within.\"
I do hope that MercyBurst realizes that the Doctrine of Signatures they are claiming as true is part of medieval alchemy, and considered by the Christian churches to be...WITCHCRAFT!
Alchemy For Jesus
5/22/2007 12:45:44 PM
I'm guessing you are ugly.
5/22/2007 1:15:46 PM
Man Called True
Someone can't seem to get the good-looking hookers to look their way, huh?
5/22/2007 1:44:11 PM
What's not to like?
5/22/2007 1:44:46 PM
Sure, that's why St Eloy, St Stephen, St Sebastian and the Virgin Mary are characterised as Quasimodo in the paints. Or why people insult feminist calling them ugly.
5/22/2007 1:50:49 PM
Hey, \"beauty is in the eyes of the beholder\" so if sexual perversion turns you on, go for it.
5/22/2007 2:06:19 PM
That's an even worse reason for being ugly than \"Inner beauty\".
5/22/2007 2:17:50 PM
So can you get arroused from a sun set?
5/22/2007 2:24:31 PM
Sunsets, flowers, and scenic landscapes are sexual HOW?
Methinks you're just trying to feel better about feeling unattractive. That, or you're grappling with your lust for pretty women.
5/22/2007 3:02:38 PM
So if I look at a sunset and think it's beautiful, that means I want to fuck the sun?
5/22/2007 3:07:42 PM
So, the truly righteous must always strive to be as ugly as possible?
Does this mean roses are a sexual perversion? Mozart horn concerti are sexual perversions? A child's smile? My neighbor's butt? Hmm, well, you may have a point concerning that.
5/22/2007 3:39:42 PM
I guess somebody is bitter because they aren't good looking.
5/22/2007 3:50:54 PM
And MB's assertions are going, going, gone!
5/22/2007 4:21:41 PM
So THAT'S why David was beautiful and bisexual.
5/22/2007 5:10:32 PM