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Beauty is ALWAYS associated with sexual perversion.

MercyBurst, Christian Forums 70 Comments [5/22/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Axver

Good news for Bro. Randy-4-Teens then! He must be the purest of the pure if MercyBurst is actually correct.

5/22/2007 10:07:45 AM

anevilmeme

I know fundies live in terror of their own sexuality but WTF is this nonsense?

5/22/2007 10:22:21 AM

Freboy

Seems MercyBurst can't land any good-looking girls.

5/22/2007 10:25:43 AM

dumb_n00b

Cuteness sometimes leads to promiscuity in high school...but that's mostly their idiot parents let them spend hundreds on makeup and hairdos - under all that crap, who knows what's there?

5/22/2007 10:52:20 AM

Easy Lover

Is that why are saints beautifed then? I always had my suspicions about mother Theresa.

5/22/2007 10:54:08 AM

Redhunter

Really?
Always?
This is beautiful. This turns you on?


And I thought I was a perv.

5/22/2007 11:34:19 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

As said by a hideously ugly perpetual virgin.

5/22/2007 11:36:36 AM

The Watcher

Burqas all around, folks!

5/22/2007 11:49:44 AM

Prager

In that case, I will spend all my time with beautiful people!

5/22/2007 12:14:24 PM

Sideshow Bob

Infinity'd.

5/22/2007 12:14:59 PM

Ambrielle

You know, I would have said that MercyBurst is a 54 year-old virgin, except he apparently has a daughter, poor thing.

5/22/2007 12:21:47 PM

Sandman

Ah, we return to the grand old Hermetic Tradition at last! \"As without, so within.\"

I do hope that MercyBurst realizes that the Doctrine of Signatures they are claiming as true is part of medieval alchemy, and considered by the Christian churches to be...WITCHCRAFT!

Perhaps an Alchemy For Jesus award?

5/22/2007 12:45:44 PM

Mister Spak

I'm guessing you are ugly.

5/22/2007 1:15:46 PM

Man Called True

Someone can't seem to get the good-looking hookers to look their way, huh?

5/22/2007 1:44:11 PM

Blue

What's not to like?

5/22/2007 1:44:46 PM

Matilde

Sure, that's why St Eloy, St Stephen, St Sebastian and the Virgin Mary are characterised as Quasimodo in the paints. Or why people insult feminist calling them ugly.

5/22/2007 1:50:49 PM

flipper

Hey, \"beauty is in the eyes of the beholder\" so if sexual perversion turns you on, go for it.

5/22/2007 2:06:19 PM

Hertzyscowicz

That's an even worse reason for being ugly than \"Inner beauty\".

5/22/2007 2:17:50 PM

Osiris

So can you get arroused from a sun set?

5/22/2007 2:24:31 PM

NonProphet

Sunsets, flowers, and scenic landscapes are sexual HOW?

Methinks you're just trying to feel better about feeling unattractive. That, or you're grappling with your lust for pretty women.

5/22/2007 3:02:38 PM



So if I look at a sunset and think it's beautiful, that means I want to fuck the sun?

5/22/2007 3:07:42 PM

Papabear

So, the truly righteous must always strive to be as ugly as possible?


Does this mean roses are a sexual perversion? Mozart horn concerti are sexual perversions? A child's smile? My neighbor's butt? Hmm, well, you may have a point concerning that.

5/22/2007 3:39:42 PM

anti-nonsense

I guess somebody is bitter because they aren't good looking.

5/22/2007 3:50:54 PM

Mike

And MB's assertions are going, going, gone!

5/22/2007 4:21:41 PM

Lunalelle

So THAT'S why David was beautiful and bisexual.

5/22/2007 5:10:32 PM
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