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#233860
Axver
Good news for Bro. Randy-4-Teens then! He must be the purest of the pure if MercyBurst is actually correct.
5/22/2007 10:07:45 AM
#233879
anevilmeme
I know fundies live in terror of their own sexuality but WTF is this nonsense?
5/22/2007 10:22:21 AM
#233885
Freboy
Seems MercyBurst can't land any good-looking girls.
5/22/2007 10:25:43 AM
#233911
dumb_n00b
Cuteness sometimes leads to promiscuity in high school...but that's mostly their idiot parents let them spend hundreds on makeup and hairdos - under all that crap, who knows what's there?
5/22/2007 10:52:20 AM
#233914
Easy Lover
Is that why are saints beautifed then? I always had my suspicions about mother Theresa.
5/22/2007 10:54:08 AM
#233958
Redhunter
Really?
Always?
This is beautiful. This turns you on?
And I thought I was a perv.
5/22/2007 11:34:19 AM
#233960
Jezebel's Evil Sister
As said by a hideously ugly perpetual virgin.
5/22/2007 11:36:36 AM
#233981
The Watcher
Burqas all around, folks!
5/22/2007 11:49:44 AM
#233999
Prager
In that case, I will spend all my time with beautiful people!
5/22/2007 12:14:24 PM
#234000
Sideshow Bob
Infinity'd.
5/22/2007 12:14:59 PM
#234008
Ambrielle
You know, I would have said that MercyBurst is a 54 year-old virgin, except he apparently has a daughter, poor thing.
5/22/2007 12:21:47 PM
#234027
Sandman
Ah, we return to the grand old Hermetic Tradition at last! \"As without, so within.\"
I do hope that MercyBurst realizes that the Doctrine of Signatures they are claiming as true is part of medieval alchemy, and considered by the Christian churches to be...WITCHCRAFT!
Perhaps an Alchemy For Jesus award?
5/22/2007 12:45:44 PM
#234049
Mister Spak
I'm guessing you are ugly.
5/22/2007 1:15:46 PM
#234076
Man Called True
Someone can't seem to get the good-looking hookers to look their way, huh?
5/22/2007 1:44:11 PM
#234080
Blue
What's not to like?
5/22/2007 1:44:46 PM
#234090
Matilde
Sure, that's why St Eloy, St Stephen, St Sebastian and the Virgin Mary are characterised as Quasimodo in the paints. Or why people insult feminist calling them ugly.
5/22/2007 1:50:49 PM
#234108
flipper
Hey, \"beauty is in the eyes of the beholder\" so if sexual perversion turns you on, go for it.
5/22/2007 2:06:19 PM
#234124
Hertzyscowicz
That's an even worse reason for being ugly than \"Inner beauty\".
5/22/2007 2:17:50 PM
#234137
Osiris
So can you get arroused from a sun set?
5/22/2007 2:24:31 PM
#234178
NonProphet
Sunsets, flowers, and scenic landscapes are sexual HOW?
Methinks you're just trying to feel better about feeling unattractive. That, or you're grappling with your lust for pretty women.
5/22/2007 3:02:38 PM
#234183
So if I look at a sunset and think it's beautiful, that means I want to fuck the sun?
5/22/2007 3:07:42 PM
#234211
Papabear
So, the truly righteous must always strive to be as ugly as possible?
Does this mean roses are a sexual perversion? Mozart horn concerti are sexual perversions? A child's smile? My neighbor's butt? Hmm, well, you may have a point concerning that.
5/22/2007 3:39:42 PM
#234224
anti-nonsense
I guess somebody is bitter because they aren't good looking.
5/22/2007 3:50:54 PM
#234271
Mike
And MB's assertions are going, going, gone!
5/22/2007 4:21:41 PM
#234340
Lunalelle
So THAT'S why David was beautiful and bisexual.
5/22/2007 5:10:32 PM
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