[the poster is commenting on the first scene with the Taunting French Guard in Monty Python and the Holy Grail]
Note the Satanic significance of the scene and the hand gestures used by Cleese. The whole thing reeks of Masonic signs, gestures and secret messages to unstable members of the audience. it is no secret that both Graham Chadman and Terri JOnes were notorios gays. John Cleese and Terri Gillam drug users and alcoholic. They are wrecks of human beings and unchristian.
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[Python fan moment...let the quotes flood in]
"You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding Masonic handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me."
"it is no secret that both Graham Chadman and Terri JOnes were notorios gays"
I'm sure they were, pity neither of them were part of Monty Python .
(And Terry Jones is happily married with two children, BTW.)
As has been said, Terry Jones isn't gay. Also, I don't know about the drug user allegations, but Graham Chapman is the cast member who was known for alcohol abuse.
But seriously, masonic gestures? WTF..
French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
French Soldier: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
This applies to you merseygroup.
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed talking-animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general benediction. Your saviour was a hamster and your holy father smelt of elderberries.
You don't frighten us, christian wafer-eaters. Go and seethe your goat-kids in their mother’s milk, you sons of a Samaritan. I spill my seed at you, so-called "armchair christian," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts of Templar.
I'm atheist. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly non-kosher bible-thumping person?
Graham Chapman was most definitely gay. He was also a known alcoholic and heavy smoker (which unfortunately contributed to his early death from cancer). Terry Jones was not gay. Cleese and Gilliam, to the best of my knowledge, were not drug users.
What any of this has to do with the scene in question, I have no idea.
think you should send this message directly to them. They will enjoy it, I'm sure.
I'm sure that, once they see it, they will continue to always look on the bright side of life (whistling)
Out of all the films out there, out of all the films deliberately and specifically depicting Satan worship, human sacrifice, demon possession, and the like, this moron chose "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" to have a problem with?
Someone needs a sense of humor.
It´s not masonic, it´s a fucking parody. Well, as you saw them taking drugs..............we should believe you, shouldn´t we?
A few things you should learn, merseygroup:
-That scene is as Satanic as a Lucky Charms box. Seriously, you're deluded.
-The Freemasons organization is a fraternity for old, rich Christian types. Tha's all they are, really.
-Terry Jones is not gay.
-Monty Python movies are made to be funny, and only the 'unstable' would see anything conspiratorial in them.
-Cleese & Gilliam are not alcoholics, nor drug abusers.
-You're a damned fool, and your internet access should be monitored by men in white coats.
"Note the Satanic significance of the scene and the hand gestures used by Cleese."
You people think every motion, every statement and every thought has "Satanic significance."
"The whole thing reeks of Masonic signs, gestures and secret messages to unstable members of the audience."
I couldn't smell any secret messages, but I'm not nearly as unstable as you.
"it is no secret that both Graham Chadman and Terri JOnes were notorios gays."
Even if it was true, so what? They couldn't be witty and entertaining if they were gay?
"John Cleese and Terri Gillam drug users and alcoholic. They are wrecks of human beings and unchristian."
Even if true, their personal problems don't diminish the value of their work.
Thinking back, I'm pretty sure their have been just a few Xians, even Xian pastors, who have had drinking problems.
If someone used abused drugs and alchohol they'd probably be expelled from the Free Masons.
Not the Stonecutters , though.
"Homer, a man who called himself 'you know who' just invited you to a secret 'wink-wink' at the 'you know what'. You certainly are popular now that you've become a Stonecutter."
"Oh, yeah. Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, steinhoists, AA meetings, beer night. Its wonderful, Marge. I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
Just one more Monty Python quote for the day (I can't help myself):
B: Who cured you?
EL : Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next moment me livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. Look. I'm not saying that being a leper was a bowl of cherries. But it was a living. I mean, you try waving muscular suntanned limbs in people's faces demanding compassion. It's a bloody disaster.
M : You could go and get yourself a decent job, couldn't you?
EL : Look, sir, my family has been in begging six generations. I'm not about to become a goat-herd, just because some long-haired conjuror starts mucking about.
"Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok "
"He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy"
Y'know, I think next month I shall reply to posts using only Monty Python quotes.
I actually had to go watch this scene again, to make sure. This individual obviously has no idea of Masonic signs, gestures and secret messages. Just a thought,,, if they're secret, how would the 'unstable members of the audience' understand them, or even recognise them?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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