[Regarding Jesus and the Rapture.]
I don't know about you, but I'm blushin' like a bride! My betrothed is coming soon and I long for his embrace!!!
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Posted by Prager "(I have this mental image of AIH wearing a wedding dress and sitting on her bed until she dies of old age. Sad! Really sad!)"
Shit, lady, not only is he so bad you find the time to go around posting on forums in the middle of it, but he's not even touching you either?
Um, thing is, AIH, you're super nice and all, really, but...Jesus asked me to tell you that he LIKES you very much, for reals, but he doesn't so much like you in that way .
So, did I miss something in the news that would suggest to these people that the rapture is even more nigh than usual? This is about the 10th post online, here and elsewhere about the same thing. It's like the comet cult that commited suicide when hale bop came by.
My betrothed
Yeah sure, but just to be on the safe side, prepare yourself for standing in a very, very long line, and pray Jesus brought his supply of divine Viagra.
I can imagine Jesus going like; NO, NO, NO dad, crucifixion was bad enough, but I sure as hell ain't hittin' that ! Make Gabriel do that, just this once, c'mon!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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