Atheist and a Christian couple is technically interracial
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If they are married, it could possibly be considered a mixed marriage, but no, not an interracial marriage. And technically, your an infernal moron.
Fanatic-Templar: +2 Int, +2 Wis, +5 on Will saves to disbelieve. Usually -3 to all charisma-based skills when interacting with fundies, but at a +3 when attempting to insult them. Free Proficiency with the Cluestick, Cluehammer, Clue-by-Four, and such weapons. Favored class is Wizard.
Agnostics are similar, but you may drop the insult bonus for a different bonus when your open mind would be of aid. Ask your DM.
It should be noted it IS possible to have an Atheist Cleric.
In D&D, it is possible to have a Cleric (or Paladin) of a 'cause'. Or philosophy. Not one of my favourite ideas, personally, but the general philosophy with 3rd edition appears to be to include as much possibility as they can, and let the DMs houserule stuff out.
Works rather well, actually.
Also, I am getting weapon specialisation with the Clue-by-four.
old 2nd ed Planescape had the Athar faction, which claimed that as powerful as those so-called gawds may be, they weren't all powerful [which they aren't, surviving off the belief of their worshippers] and not worth any lipservice. Powerful berks, sure, but all that worship and faith stuff was crock: no more effective than any other belief out on the outer planes.
They had clerics (the lack of zealousness bars off paladins though), which while limited to those spells channeled mainly through the astral, and of course 'universal' types were relatively effective, if not so much as those backed by massive fountains of fundiness.
dunno if they still have that in 3rd ed though. It would work in hackmaster given similar conditions.
Race is a very flexible concept,
You put an englishman and an irishman in a room.
The englishman is "white",
The irishman is not "white".
Now add an italian,
and suddenly the irishman becomes "white" too.
Remove the italian,
and the irishman stops being "white".
Put the italian back in the room, and add a zulu.
Now the italian also becomes "white".
As long as the zulu is in the room with the englishman and the italian, The italian will remain "white".
Removes the zulu, and the italian is no longer "white".
And that is the logic of so-called race
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Fundie Word Redefinition Project? And if that's interracial, then what bizarre multiplication takes place for me being a white atheist and my boyfriend being a black Christian? That's like...quad-race, or something. And if differences in gender factor in...hoo boy, need to brush up on my algebra.
Speaking of which, anyone noticed the complete absence of churches in Sims? All sims are quite secular; they marry and get buried with a tombstone, but they never go to church, preach or talk about their religion.
As a consequence, they don't dislike each other because of differing viewpoints or oppress their women.
The punchline, of course is that they seem quite happy.
Ooh! Ooh! *raises hand* Can I have my own race, too?
(FTR, Infernal was corrected later, and dropped the idea - i.e., he ignored that he ever said it in the first place.)
No, not really. We're all humans.
Unless you're implying that Atheists are not.
Any way it goes, technically, you're a fucktard.
"Technically" doesn't mean what you think it does.
What does it matter, anyway? I recently turned atheist, still a member of the Swedish Church.
Hubby is a Christian by habit and lack of interest. We still belong to the Human race, both of us.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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