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I believe Falwell's death needs to be investigated most thoroughly. I have no doubt he was mysteriously poisoned by either Israeli Mossad agents or the Jesuits. I know for a fact he was planning to denounce the Jews and expose them for the vermin they are. Considering his influence, shockwaves were sent through certain establishments knowing he had to be eliminated. There is definitely foul play here.

Falwell truly spoke the Word of Christ as he blamed homosexuals, abortion and civil rights for 9/11. The Good Lord removed His protection from an evil nation of sin and thus was their punishment manifest. For such a statement of fact he was completely vilified proving once and for all that America has no hope of survival whatsoever. I'll miss you, Reverend of Peace! See you up in Heaven someday.

Pheowulf, Pheowulf 13 Comments [5/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: zipperback
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cass

A fundie with chapter one of the Tao Te Ching as his LJ bio? A bit suspect, methinks.

5/26/2007 6:03:42 PM

Tracey

I will never understand how people who worship a Jewish man can hate Jews? It maketh no sense to me...

5/26/2007 6:59:21 PM

Matilde

They did something called autopsy and found nothing about your looney assertions. Plus, he was a septuagenarian, with lots of physical problems. Plus, he was a staunch supporter of Israel, and the Mossad agents have better enemies and time to kill rather than this insignificant idiot.

5/26/2007 7:32:36 PM

Pariah

The Reverend of Peace? Falwell?
What the hell are you smoking?

5/26/2007 10:01:09 PM

Cat of Many Faces

Hey guys! now that Falwell is dead we can make him about to say anything!

I heard he was going to expose the plan Satan was going to use to conquer us all using kittens! It's our christian duty to put all these satanic kittens in bags and beat them to death in Jesus's name!

Wow, that IS easy.

5/27/2007 2:58:42 AM

Matilde

9/11 was carried out by muslim extremists. And nowhere has been written that God take out his \"protection\"

5/27/2007 5:55:15 PM

Kris Kringle

\"I have no doubt he was mysteriously poisoned by either Israeli Mossad agents or the Jesuits.\"

Well, yes, that figures...I mean, who is going to believe that an overweight man in his seventies with a history of heart problems could possibly die of a heart attack?

And as a P.S. WTF?!

5/28/2007 3:46:09 AM

Matilde

What I find funny about this idiot is the fact that he believes that the Jesuits have money and resources to kill and that they're comparable to the Mossad. Come on!!!!, do you think that the Mossad doesn't have enough Palestines to spy(and eventually kill)in case they want to blow themselves?, do you think that the Jesuits, who need to ask for charities for whatever work they want to carry out are going to elaborate a complicated scheme to kill a man?, since when are the Jesuits like Rambo?

5/28/2007 8:07:19 PM

Kuyohashi

In all seriousness, I was actually sad the day Falwell died.


My uncle died the same day. Still miss him, even for all his many faults.

Falwell, on the other hand, was a fat fuck of a bigot who hypocritically preached non-violence with one word, and the systematic and brownshirted extermination of entire cultures with the next, all in the service of his sadistic skydaddy. Fuck Falwell, and fuck his inbred followers. He was a horrible human being.

3/23/2011 9:41:20 PM



God sure acts like a spoiled child sometimes.

4/6/2011 6:55:28 AM

8bithero

Actually, God seems to act more like a Mafia Don more than anything.

He offers some protection here and there, but if you don't pay up - *BAM!*

4/6/2011 6:56:44 AM

Meshakhad

Actually, he was about to expose the truth that Jesus was really three midgets in a robe, and that Christianity is a fraud.

12/6/2011 6:17:05 PM

Colgate

Someone once said that if Falwell died of diarrhea he could be buried in a matchbox.

1/3/2012 2:57:15 PM
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