Book of Genesis. You too easily dismiss this book. You should give it a try. One thing's for sure it wasn't written by wandering tribesmen in the desert. It could be the true history of earth, if you gave it a chance. I have some mathematical data on the Hebrew it was written in which demonstrates it was not possible for any human being to think it up. In fact all the computing power in the world would be needed to come up with what is written in it, and that might not be enough.
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I have some mathematical data on the Hebrew it was written in which demonstrates it was not possible for any human being to think it up. I am sincerely curious as to what he means by this.
Genesis is actually the compilation of creation myths from at least two different sources, which explains the obvious contraditions. But if you have some "mathematical" data let's see it.
all the computing power in the world would be needed to come up with what is written in it In fact... you are delusional.
One thing's for sure it wasn't written by wandering tribesmen in the desert. It could be the true history of earth, if you gave it a chance.
"Book of Genesis. [...] It could be the true history of earth"
Which try?, that snakes speak?, that people live up to 900 years?. Besides, which mathematical data?. I need maths to make ends come, not to prove my faith. You either believe in God or not, and in any case, it's better not to take it literarilly.
Ooh! Let me try!
"Book Of Genesis. You too easily dismiss this book. You should give it a try."
I have some mathematical data on the Hebrew it was written in which demonstrates it was not possible for any human being to think it up. And yet much better, more interesting and more highly accurate fiction has been written since. Odd that.
In fact all the computing power in the world would be needed to come up with what is written in it, and that might not be enough.
Yet modern computers can run simulations of far more advanced ideas given just a week or so to crunch the numbers. How very strange that "Goddidit" is so much more complex than, say, the inner workings of a black hole.
For those of you who don't understand why mathematics is mentioned, check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gematria .
Where did this "true history of the earth" bullshit come from? It's not the true history of China, or Persia, or India, or Greece, etc., etc...
1. That data is ridiculously impossible to get.
2. Psychologically, the explanations found in the Bible make the most sense if they were written by people who lacked the knowledge and technology to truly investigate the universe.
3. Occam's Razor disagrees.
4. Church-Turing hypothesis: Given enough time and disk space, any computer can complete any task that a Turing computer can complete.
So, my laptop could , given enough time, "calculate the Bible" OR WHATEVER THE FUCKING HELL YOU MEANT.
In the beginning, it was a dark and stormy night, and it was the best of times, yet it was the worst of times. Call me God. The drought had lasted now for ten million years, and the reign of the terrible lizards was long since over.
It would be easy to vastly improve on The Book
Because it amuses me, I'm going to rewrite this guy as if he were Yoda.
"Genesis, Book of. This book too easily you dismiss. Give it a try, you should. Written by wandering tribesmen on Tatooine it was not, one thing for sure this is. True history of life on Dagobah it could be if chance you gave it."
Eh, I'm bored now. You get the picture.
Is he saying humans aren't capable of writing in Hebrew or of writing a creating story? Also, what kind of mathematical data would be at all useful in this case?
I just wasted way too much brainpower thinking about that.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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