The EARTH MOTHER is wounded by our indifference. We kill animals and plants to satisfy our selfish appetites. Eat only raw plants and animals that have died a natural death. Learn to breathe properly, avoid exessive activity that causes you to exhale too much toxic CO2.
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Ms. Clinton, a true Goddess-minded leader, may soon be the most exoterically powerful person on earth. She is in touch with her higher self
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What about other animals? They too kill animals and plants to satisfy their "selfish appetites".
There's a whole lot of stupid here, but the dumbest bit is probably the thing about raw plants - the plants die either way, what the hell difference does it make to anything if they're cooked or not, except that cooking makes them taste better and safer to eat?
So, Ms. Clinton inhaled? GreenRespect certainly did more than that.
avoid exessive activity that causes you to exhale too much toxic CO2.
Learn to breathe properly, avoid exessive activity that causes you to exhale too much toxic CO2.
I'll eat 3 animals for everyone you don't. Now, I like the earth based stuff myself, but this is just bad. Breathing is not the problem with CO2 for one, and we can't eat animals that have died a natural death unless you wanna join them soon after or at least feel like you will.
Learn to breathe properly, avoid exessive activity that causes you to exhale too much toxic CO2.
So... couch potato New Ager then?
JESUS is offended by our sin. We have sex with people of the same gender and masturbate to satisfy our slefish appetites. Have sex only once every three years for procreation. Learn to have sex properly, avoid non-missionary positions.
Anybody else getting the Bender vibe from this one?
"Sire, it hurts when i breathe."
I'm guessing that she says to eat it raw because cooking uses electricity, and as that comes from fossil fuels mainly, it adds to global warming, or something like that.
And I must admit, wanting to live is very selfish, I mean just look at selfish gene theory.
All animals kill plants or other animals to satisfy their appitites. What is the opposite of "natural death"? Supernatural death? If I am hungry I should only eat animals that are sickly and died of illness or old age? What if they fell off a cliff, or maybe were crushed under a rock, from an avalanche? Or cuz I dropped a brick on them?
And finally, CO2 is MUCH safer than O2, the most abundant toxin on earth. Plants need CO2 to live. So, if anything, a stupid greenie like you should want to exhale MORE for the sake of the plants!
@ Ravennin
"Ouch. This type makes us pagans look like a bunch of frootloops. Most of us aren't anywhere NEAR this nuts...."
As a Christian, I can relate.
Oh, boy, I sure do not want to eat animals who have died natural deaths...not only are they relatively rare, but...they tend to start smelling after a little while in the sun.
"The EARTH MOTHER is wounded by our indifference."
Just when I thought I've seen everything, I see tauren fundies.
Eat only raw plants
Ask Euell Gibbons...
and animals that have died a natural death.
What, from old age? Eeewwww . Or bigger animals kill them and we take them away from the bigger animals?
In the three years since this came out, I have done nothing but drive my car, thus avoiding excessive activity, and eating roadkill and raw vegetables, while breathing properly, (unlike the improper method that i used before 2007). Still waiting for Hilary to demonstrate her exoteric power though. What have I missed ?
She's also a Christian... Exhaling CO2 actually is a good thing, because, you know, trees breathe that...
Green fundies. Quite a pleasurable change, I must admit.
...avoid exessive activity that causes you to exhale too much toxic CO2.
Bacon Sarnies & Chips. As in Slaughtered , and Deep-Fried respectively. Your argument is invalid.
Come 2016...:
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...as you'll be; you clearly Touch Yourself At Night. X3
Confused?
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