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I see nothing wrong with science when it does not contradict the Bible, but when it does, then I do have a problem and know that there is an error somewhere, whether by error or as to deceive. The Bible is old...but it is still true and infallible, science is not.

Biblenuggetlady, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#240106

Papabear

\"I see nothing wrong with science when it does not contradict the Bible, but when it does, then I do have a problem and know that there is an error somewhere, whether by error or as to deceive.\"

I see nothing wrong with the Bible when it does not contradict science, history and good ethics.

\"The Bible is old...\"

Old, and full of errors and bad ethics. It is largely irrelevant to today's society.

\"but it is still true and infallible, science is not.\"

The Bible is true and infallible? Talking sanke, virgin birth, flying rolls which burn the houses of thieves, resurrection, etc.?

5/28/2007 3:25:20 PM

#240132

[i]McCulloch[/i]

Biblenuggetlady, you are correct. You do have a problem. You would accept the ancient writings of a religious group over evidence and logic.

5/28/2007 3:50:14 PM

#240196

Laurel

There is an error somewhere indeed.

5/28/2007 4:50:03 PM

#240227

BurntBush

Tell me about that striped and spotted goat experiment thing again.

5/28/2007 5:13:34 PM

#240236

NotMe

The bible is infallible? I can refute that with one bible quote.

Exodus 17:14
Then the LORD said to Moses, \"Write this on a scroll as something to be remembered and make sure that Joshua hears it, because I will completely blot out the memory of Amalek from under heaven.\"

Considering the fact that he hasn't been forgotten, and is part of the most often sold/stolen book on the planet, we can conclude that the bible was wrong.

5/28/2007 5:22:34 PM

#240255

flipper

I see nothing wrong with the Bible as a religious book of stories, like hundreds of other books of many various religions. I do have a problem with it being used as a history or science book, as I do with any of those other books of other religions.

5/28/2007 5:51:41 PM

#240313

Old Viking

Science is relieved to learn that it occasionally merits your approval.

5/28/2007 7:05:09 PM

#240332

Matilde

Following your logic, do you think the very computer you're using it's invalid?, why do you use antibiotics and cars if you think so of science and, when asked if whales are fishes and if snakes can speak or men can live 900 years you roll up your eyes?

5/28/2007 7:24:15 PM

#240537

Berny

The bible does not mention antibiotics or antivirals if you get sick, it does mention rubbing yourself with oil and getting prayed over by the elders at your place of worship.
Which would you do if you got sick? If it is the latter, you are an idiot.
The bible is about as true and infallible as that chimp you have for a president.

5/28/2007 10:05:43 PM

#240581

anevilmeme

No the error is with the Bible.

5/28/2007 10:52:38 PM

#241022

Prager

So close and yet so far!

5/29/2007 8:00:28 AM

#241193

Coffee

I have a new catch phrase: \"Bible Nuggets!\"

5/29/2007 12:07:36 PM

#241242

Freboy

... which explains the birth of ID research.

Not to worry, I'll fix this:

\"I see nothing wrong with the Bible when it does not contradict science, but when it does, then I do have a problem and know that there is an error somewhere, whether by error or as to deceive. Science not true or infallible...but it is still the best we've got, the Bible is not.\"

There.

5/29/2007 12:58:44 PM

#241347

Hertzyscowicz

Got the first half right...

5/29/2007 3:00:34 PM

#241405

NonProphet

Denial of reality is not something to be proud of, Bible Nugget Lady. (hehe, \"bible nuggets.\")

5/29/2007 4:08:08 PM

#241820

SophieEleven

So many of these \"Christian\" fundies don't worship God- they worship the Bible. Can you say \"idolatry\"? :D

5/30/2007 12:33:48 AM

#334262

MysticalChicken

Bible nuggets are crispy and good when dipped in honey mustard sauce.

11/12/2007 11:31:08 PM

#784407

BNL wtf?

Is she seriously THAT stupid??? I'm a Christian and even I think that is ridiculous...my god, these idiots make all Christians look like morons.

11/26/2008 5:57:01 AM

#932889

Nowonmai

All too easy. Bats are not birds (Bible says they are) and insects have 6 legs (bible says 4). There are just so many errors in it, I could be here all night listing them.

4/2/2009 4:48:16 AM

#1271310

Crimson Lizard

Where the Bible and reality differ, reality is obviously wrong.

What a load.

3/25/2011 12:57:37 PM

#1271321

Swede

The Bible isn't even infallible in its first two chapters.
Science is a million times more infallible than that stupid book.

3/25/2011 1:48:20 PM

#1751006

Quantum Mechanic

Post that shit without a computer.

1/9/2015 6:18:44 PM

#1751034

Good, so the next time you need a hospital or doctor, we'll set it up so they can only do to you what your "infallible" bible says. Science and medicine are not infallible, you know, so you can't have any of that non-biblical modern medicine.

1/10/2015 2:04:10 AM

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