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dear lord why do I get myself into these things?

I believe in Creation. I believe the world is to well made to be any sort of chance, I believe everything in the bible is correct, benefits society and does not disagree with itself in any location, the only way it would seem as such is if it is misinterpreted.

now that I have that out of the way

if anyone has any serious comments or questions post em :P otherwise I'm ignorin youz...lol

oh and Evolution is a religion, weather you choose to believe that or no, the only difference is it is government funded.
Cristianity used to be in our school systems, and I am glad that it was removed because of things it states in the bible that doing so goes against, but now they have Evolution in there, in children's textbooks as though it were real, pure stated fact, furthermore creation in general has been all but removed, even when Evolution can be proven wrong by something as simple as the spin of the earth; just because we float in space doesn't mean we don't encounter friction. If they were ever to take this into account, they would realize the earth could only be a few thousand years of age at most, since we gain about one second to our every year. this may not seem like much, but if you do the math (the earth spins about 1000mph) you know what :) the earth probably would have been flat... as well as completely devoid of life... *inserts imaginary picture of some random guy flying off the earth shouting WEEEEeeeee......*
yeah I'm done for now. but there's a whole lot more if you want to know it

Ecitsuj, AdventureQuest Message Forums 37 Comments [5/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Fanatic-Templar

I love it when people with absolutely no knowledge of what they're talking about go around dictating what is and isn't fact. I mean, unless Ecitsuj is an expert on the subject and it is I who am completely ignorant of it.

But given the highly idiotic statements above, I presume that the former is more likely.

5/30/2007 4:27:45 AM

agentCDE

I beleive Fanatic-Templar already expertly implied Ecitsuj has no idea what he's talking about.

Of course, I'm going to state it in the most blunt manner possible anyway. Ecitsuj has absolutely no fucking idea what he's babbling about.

5/30/2007 4:32:49 AM

vichycycl

Who told you scientists say the universe or specifically earth were made of chance? Physics is, if anything, the study of why things happen predictably. Molecules stick together or not for predictable reasons. Gravity makes masses in space spherical, not flat. Longer years now means shorter ones in the past.
So yeah, you have no idea of the subject on which you post.

5/30/2007 4:39:27 AM

Osiris

The government can't possibly fund any religon dipshit.

5/30/2007 5:06:50 AM

Redhunter

Since pointing out all that is wrong with this would be longer then reading the Nuremberg Trials, I'll just say that \"Justice\" here is pretty fucked in the head.

5/30/2007 7:23:55 AM

Matilde

There is a problem, dear. That you think that evolution hasn't been proved, doesn't mean that life works that way(and you don't seem to understand the first ammendment, for that matter)

5/30/2007 8:42:27 AM

Mr Smith

Talking to yourself is a sign of impending mental collapse.

5/30/2007 8:57:55 AM

Jerry

the earth spins at 1000mph?
I thought the earth did 1 revolution every 24 hours or so...but I'm just guessing...

btw, friction is vacuum? what's the earth rubbing against?

he started pretty normal, almost human...and then just blew a fuse..

5/30/2007 9:21:07 AM

Laurel

Gasp--how have generations of trained scientists missed this vital fact? Alert the media! That imaginary picture will change the way we see science!

And evolution is not a religion, fuckwit!!

5/30/2007 9:28:25 AM

Ambrielle

That was weird. Started out sane (sort of, depending on your point of view), and then he was off in outerspace (literally it seems).

5/30/2007 9:43:11 AM

anevilmeme

This is a goldmine of insanity.

The rant about the spin of the earth had me in tears.

5/30/2007 9:49:14 AM

gunapithesunrose

if only those stingy evolutionists put more money into english maybe you could spell your own religion correctly... or not... gee, after all that thinking do you need to sit down? the bible was written in a time when belief that only a supreme being could create the world was acceptable; this is no longer true thanks to Darwin. there is nothing wrong with teaching a widely accepted theory like evolution in schools. most things in science are only theory. my chemistry teacher back in high school once told me that people have never seen electrons but they know their there by how they effect things around them. Same thing with evolution. No book is infalible... nothing is really indelable when it comes down to it. and the only thing that is impossible is slamming a revolving door. think about that next time you open your mouth and close your mind.

5/30/2007 10:34:00 AM

szenah

I swear I've heard that flying-off-the-earth argument from flat-earthers.

5/30/2007 11:22:52 AM

Ignignockt

\"yeah I'm done for now. but there's a whole lot more if you want to know it\"

Please, do tell...

5/30/2007 12:50:38 PM

Freboy

Difference between religion and science:

Religion is about forcing your values and beliefs upon others.

Science is about proving, validating and teaching.

5/30/2007 1:10:22 PM

NonProphet

I'll give Ecitsuj's some credit, because I believe his stated age is 13 or so...

But still, he seems to have been skipping science class quite a bit, to get this much wrong packed into one post.

Fortunately, his arguments are completely shredded by a more logically-minded individual later in the thread.

5/30/2007 1:43:18 PM

Wolfie

This guy might only be 13 - but he is still a twat.

5/30/2007 4:40:22 PM

Chan

Dude. Seriously.

Spelling your name backwards was lame when TIE Fighter did it.

It hasn't gotten cooler since.

5/30/2007 5:08:53 PM

Darth Wang

Shuttle G'nab Gib?

5/30/2007 5:50:12 PM

David D.G.

Oh, good grief, has this poor fool gotten the same insane drill team coach that I had for Earth Science in 8th grade?


~David D.G.

5/30/2007 6:07:20 PM

Finkel

Ecitsuj=justice

5/30/2007 7:53:37 PM

Old Viking

That offer of \"a whole lot more\"? I hope you won't be offended, but I'm going to pass.

5/30/2007 8:35:42 PM

flipper

The funniest thing about this thread on AQMF. After this post, when other kids jump him about it and ask for proof, he disappears... and never returns!

5/31/2007 3:10:55 PM

Darwin

\"dear lord why do I get myself into these things?\"

Oh, let's hazard a guess... How about this; because you're a dumbass fundie fucktard with no semblance of common sense?

5/31/2007 11:22:45 PM

John

oh and Evolution is a religion

No it's not. That argument has already been tried and shot down in court.

6/1/2007 12:47:33 AM
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