The reason I'm going to go into the Video gaming industry is to turn the video gaming world around. I can't wait for the illuminati fools who created this game to come against me! They're going to be in for quite a surprise!
And when I reveal how the occult world works, from the testimonies I have heard from this place, the entire world will see that being a Christian is much better, because even though those Satanic punks have powers, our God is much stronger and much more powerful then they are! Praise Yeshua for his goodness!
Anybody who tries to stop this will have to answer to Yeshua/Jesus, and I don't think they will like it when they fail against him. Bring it you Satanic Punks!
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There there, dear, time for your pills. No resisting now, we'll bring out nice men in white coats again. Now take these pills and go back to your room.
The power of a god is insignificant next to the awesomness of StarCraft. Your video game ambitions are doomed to failure.
Repeat after me: It's just a game.
@#259449 LOL Congrats you made me spit out the delicious licorice I was eating while reading this. That's exactly what I get from this, an extremely juvenile remark such as this is all too similar to kids on the playground saying, "My dad can beat up your dad!". It's amazing how some people get older without losing all the same thoughts they had as an 8-year old.
@MarylandBear: A Bible puzzle game would work too, where you meet other folk and they challenge you to play action puzzles (and quizzes) with a biblical theme (that don't suck), for books of the Bible. You win once you get all 66.@NonProphet : While Left Behind fails with flying colors, the primary goal is not to kill non-Christians. It's to convert neutrals and help them claim abandoned buildings for the purpose of the team. Soldiers are available, with all the tasks inherent in them, but every time they do kill someone, their spirit score takes a nosedive.
The completely unnecessary sexism, the fundie talking points (including the spirit-dropping special attacks of some neutrals), and the AI flaws make me extremely uninterested in this offering.
The truth is, a more competent developer could take the core of the game and run with it in a way that would really really work. If I was dogged enough, -I- could fix some of the problems with LB.
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http://echurch.cf.huffingtonpost.com/
This one made me chuckle. Good satire.
Well, hey, if your idea of a positive review is a gut-check from the ROM Pit on somethingawful.com, by all means, get into the video game industry...
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I'm trying to think of a way to frame Starcraft as the OT and Starcraft II as the NT, but I got nothing that's very funny.
Well, I figure it starts thus:
1:1 In the beginning Fanatic-Templar created the game.
1:2 And the game was without action, and conflict; and the Lord had but a Nexus, four Probes and fifty minerals.
1:3 And Fanatic-Templar said, Let there be a fifth Probe: and a new Probe started production in the Nexus.
1:4 And Fanatic-Templar saw the production queue, that it was good: and Fanatic-Templar sent his Probes to do his bidding.
I can't wait to get to the part where Fanatic-Templar called forth the Psionic Storm from the Templar, and the Marines cried out to the Heavens, praying 'Why do the Protoss owneth so?' and the Lord laughed, and called them all n00bs.
Why do I get the feeling that this guy's idea of an awesome video game would be Malcolm McDowell reading the entire Bible, back to front. It's your job to make sure that he takes periodic drinks of water to avoid taxing his vocal cords, licking his fingers as he changes the page, and using your super ability to not question anything to reach the end. If you finish within a certain time frame, you get to hear the entire thing again in Latin! Oh, the fun never ends!
*looks at Saints of Virtue, Life's Battle, Spiritual Warfare and Super 3D Noah's Ark*
Yeah, Christian games are great huh? The only good game where you fight against Hell that I've played was Doom and its sequel.(my craptop can't even run Half Life 2 despite surpassing the minimum system requirements D:, so no Doom 3)
"The reason I'm going to go into the Video gaming industry is to turn the video gaming world around."
The likes of Electronic Arts, Activision, id Software, Bungie et al?
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"I can't wait for the illuminati fools who created this game to come against me! They're going to be in for quite a surprise!"
If the 'Illuminati' exist - who by definition have absolute control of all information - then by you've already fucked up your own potential employment prospects by posing about your intentions via theresistancemanifesto.com
Goodnewsjournalist. Poe, or someone who goes way beyond herping so much, he derps. Or even going 'DUUUUUUUUUH!' whilst drooling.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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