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Whoa whoa whoa. Christianity is the belief that God created the earth and all of mankind and died for our sins (if you don't get why he had to die just message me) on the cross. HOW can you believe in Christ AND evolution at the same time? I don't get it! And why do all the Christians besides me want pie?

Jazix, AdventureQuest Message Forums 25 Comments [5/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Ex-Fundie

HOW can you believe in Christ AND evolution at the same time?

I sort of have to agree with this sentiment. If there was no Adam and Eve to introduce the whole sin nature thing into humanity, exactly how is Jesus supposed to be saving you from sin? All of Christian theology kinda rests on the whole idea of sin and salvation.

And why do all the Christians besides me want pie?

It's fucking pie. Who doesn't like pie? Well, besides you, apparently.

5/30/2007 3:49:32 AM

papabear

I don't understand why Christ had to die for your sins, nor do I really understand how one can be a \"bible-believing Christian\" and believe in anything other than the creation stories in Genesis. I don't understand how people CAN believe such twaddle, but if they are insisting that the bible is the word of God...


I am in favor of most types of pie. Apple, pecan, pizza, hair, no mud though.

5/30/2007 5:02:04 AM

agentCDE

Wait.

You... don't want pie?

HERETIC! HEATHEN! KILL HIM!! KILL HIM WITH FIRE!!!

5/30/2007 5:12:40 AM

EspadaDelDios

I like cake...<_< >_>

5/30/2007 5:37:30 AM

Tactics

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/pie/

5/30/2007 5:45:59 AM

Redhunter

I don't understand creationists who believe in evolution, but hey, it's a start. As long as they are accepting of both they should see the truth eventually.


BUTCH Pie for breakfast?

FABIAN Any time of the day is a good time for pie.

5/30/2007 7:20:16 AM

Matilde

Let me see, how can you believe in Jesus and evolution?, maybe because believing that a man died for our sins is not contradiction with the fact that we all have a common ancestor with monkeys?, that there are no speaking snakes?, that Adam and Eve are metaphorical names and mythical characters to explain a complex notion? that you are using this computer to spread the Gospel?, that the Pie makes no sense whatsoever and demonstrates that you're not particularly smart?

5/30/2007 8:44:23 AM

anevilmeme

\"HOW can you believe in Christ AND evoluton at the same time?\"

Evoluton is science based upon evidence, no belief required. Millions & millions of devout Christians accept evolution and don't see it as a threat to their religious beliefs, you should ask them.

5/30/2007 9:43:14 AM

Ummu

The Bible can be seen as allegory and metaphor. One does not have to believe it in it literally to believe in it. Evolution is a very solid scientific theory. The two are compatible if one has an open mind and a love of learning. The two are not if a person is ignorant and closed minded.

5/30/2007 11:46:46 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

I thought all fundies were looking forward to ...

pie in the sky when you die, in the great by-and-by.

5/30/2007 11:59:27 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Mmmm, pie.

5/30/2007 12:06:35 PM

Doctor Whom

Cue the \"Public Pearl\" host segment from MST3K.

5/30/2007 12:34:47 PM

NonProphet

Well said, Ummu.
I never got the whole \"us or them\" mentality that some people get when discussing religion & science.
Maybe it's because I have a more open mind than the average fundie?

5/30/2007 1:46:33 PM

Old Viking

And in your instance, how can you breathe and talk at the same time?

What kind of pie?

5/30/2007 8:31:45 PM

Mike

The fuck?

5/30/2007 9:05:51 PM

MrBadAxe

Now I feel like baking a pecan pie.

Thank you, Fundie quote!

5/30/2007 10:33:21 PM

Sophie

Whoa whoa whoa.

Take a valium, love.

Christianity is the belief that God created the earth and all of mankind and died for our sins

Yes, that's one of it's basic tenents; your point?

(if you don't get why he had to die just message me)

I doubt very much that you're a reliable source.

HOW can you believe in Christ AND evolution at the same time?

Quite easily, actually.

I don't get it!

That's because you're an idiot.

And why do all the Christians besides me want pie?

I for one, don't want pie. Also, who the Hell can't tell the 'I want pie!' answer is sarcastic? o.O

5/30/2007 10:46:58 PM

John

Christians only have to believe we're all descended from Adam and Eve to justify the redemption of Christ. This doesn't preclude evolution, for the same reason the discovery of \"Mitochondrial Eve\" and \"Y Chromosome Adam\" don't disprove it. See Most Recent Common Ancesptor for a discussion of the subject.

5/31/2007 12:41:06 AM

kristi

I'm Church of England. I want tea and cake. Or death!

Oh, and why, exactly, can a person not believe in Christianity and evolution simultaneously? I see nothing in the two that contradict each other, unless you're clinging to a false literalism that insists that every word in Genesis explains in detail exactly how the world came into being.

5/31/2007 1:33:12 AM

Jeremy PC

Cream pie?

5/31/2007 2:39:37 AM

Coffee

I want pizza pie!

5/31/2007 11:52:57 AM

flipper

Easy, you believe that the Bible is a book of religious beliefs, not a science or history book.

5/31/2007 2:48:11 PM

Sean

Because more people will go to church if you tell them we'll have punch and pie.

5/31/2007 11:13:26 PM

Jim

Pie <3.

6/1/2007 12:18:33 AM

They call me V

Wow... a fundie on mah forum :D

Anyhoo, not all that fundie methinks, mostly just narrowminded. And pie? Well, because pie is delishush, I suspect, delishush but ovahrated :P

11/28/2007 6:22:01 AM
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