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I know i am exceedingly late in getting to this topic. but i believe i can move a mountain. God doesnt just do stuff the way you see it. you can tell a physical mountain to be moved and while your telling the mountian to be moved some high up business people are discussing how they can break down the exact mountian u just told God u want to be moved. I cant tell u how many times I have said to the sky on a day where there were no clouds in the sky "please give me some shade" and all of a sudden clouds come out of no where and it starts raining. or how many times i have told God on snowy days "God please let this snow storm skip over maryland and we barely saw snow that year.I even asked God this winter to allow it to be a little warmer than normal and if u all live in maryland u will remember how warm it was until december 27th. so to say that Jesus lied is a lie. because i have experienced it for myself, and i know for myself that it is real, and it is possible.

Prophet 2 the Nations in Training, Myspace 43 Comments [5/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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MK

I cant tell u how many times I have said to the sky on a day where there were no clouds in the sky \"please give me some shade\" and all of a sudden clouds come out of no where and it starts raining.


Dude, that's God peeing on you for being such an ass.

5/30/2007 3:40:29 AM

LadyBaird

Wishful thinking, Prophet, merely wishful thinking. And projecting your wishes on natural occurances.

5/30/2007 3:44:45 AM

Madame Scarlet

And this just shows that God only cares about mild comforts, and not starving children in Africa.

5/30/2007 4:12:32 AM

KillWhitey

Wow; talk about batshit fucking insane.

5/30/2007 4:12:57 AM

papabear

You're delusional or a liar or delusional AND a liar.

Jesus didn't lie, but only because the biblical Jesus you're talking about never existed.

5/30/2007 4:43:28 AM

agentCDE

Anyone can move a mountain.

You just need a backhoe, a dumptruck, and lots of free time.

5/30/2007 5:01:23 AM

Craig K

@agentCDE:

What? No atom bomb?

5/30/2007 5:36:13 AM

Brian X

Charitable analysis: confirmation bias.
Blunt analysis: liar.

Either way, doesn't look too good.

5/30/2007 6:07:05 AM

Prager

This one is so far gone in the delusion, I don't think the strongest medication would help him.
BTW: Isn't it cute how he only capitalises 'God'.

5/30/2007 6:43:16 AM

gremlinn

Congratulations. You've demonstrated confirmation bias and selective memory.

5/30/2007 6:58:31 AM

Redhunter

How wonderful! You discovered this miraculous power and a direct line to god and you use it to provide you with shade because you're too fucking lazy to find a tree or go inside?

If your shithouse rat insanity WERE true, this person would thank you for being so selflish.



Whooops. Too late. Guess god didn't give a fuck about those descendents of Ham in Africa, huh?

5/30/2007 6:59:19 AM

anevilmeme

So this loon thinks he can control the weather?

5/30/2007 9:30:35 AM

szenah

You believe you have the power to get God to do what you want and you use it to ask for more comfort for yourself?

5/30/2007 11:07:39 AM

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5/30/2007 12:01:15 PM

[url=www.dogmeatsworld.com]Dogmeat[/url]

Yeah, it is a little selfish to wield that sort of influence and not use it to benefit people. With great power comes great responsibility you know. Or at least that's what Uncle Ben tells us.

5/30/2007 12:15:09 PM

Doctor Whom

Then pray for rain in drought-stricken areas in Africa. Jesus told you that when you give a drink to the least of His brethren, you are actually giving it to Him. Oops, my bad -- that's a part of Scripture that fundies ignore.

5/30/2007 12:22:46 PM

ABeastOfPrey

Wow. With your power of prayer being that strong, how about you pray for an end to the Darfur conflict or a peaceful end to the Iraq war?

5/30/2007 2:08:44 PM

NonProphet

Right.
You should go tell that to a psychiatrist. Seriously, I'll even watch while the nice young men in white coats show up to have a word with you.

5/30/2007 2:16:40 PM

Mister Spak

See if you can make the price of gas go down.

5/30/2007 2:58:29 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Yeah, I'd say you are exceedingly late in getting to this topic - considing it's been more than 2000 years since jesus promised his followers they'd have no trouble performing this little feat. But, as I recall, jesus was notorious for failing to keep his promises.

5/30/2007 3:08:08 PM

JasoNF

Yeah, but in science we have to keep track of the misses as well as the hits, and once you do the math...

5/30/2007 3:15:14 PM

flipper

I believe you need to try simple stuff first before \"mountain moving\". How about spelling and grammar so people can read your damn posts?

5/30/2007 3:18:25 PM

Matilde

Are you taking your meds, dear?, do you really mean us to believe that there is a pyjama party in the sky to serve whatever fancy you have?

5/30/2007 3:30:59 PM

Wolfie

Now go and pray to God and ask him to grow a double amputee's legs back for him.

Yeah - right.....

5/30/2007 3:42:44 PM

Mr Smith

Pray to god to heal the feud with satan. Then there wont be any more sin and death. Go on....


What do you mean you can't do it if I'm looking at you?

5/30/2007 4:02:34 PM
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