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I know i am exceedingly late in getting to this topic. but i believe i can move a mountain. God doesnt just do stuff the way you see it. you can tell a physical mountain to be moved and while your telling the mountian to be moved some high up business people are discussing how they can break down the exact mountian u just told God u want to be moved. I cant tell u how many times I have said to the sky on a day where there were no clouds in the sky "please give me some shade" and all of a sudden clouds come out of no where and it starts raining. or how many times i have told God on snowy days "God please let this snow storm skip over maryland and we barely saw snow that year.I even asked God this winter to allow it to be a little warmer than normal and if u all live in maryland u will remember how warm it was until december 27th. so to say that Jesus lied is a lie. because i have experienced it for myself, and i know for myself that it is real, and it is possible.

Prophet 2 the Nations in Training, Myspace 46 Comments [5/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Even if this guy is not a crazy delusional compulsive liar, he still needs to learn the definition of a coincidence. Of course I may not have spelled that right... I'm gonna go ask jebus for another lemonade.

5/30/2007 4:07:49 PM


You might think a person who could move mountains could pull his/her own head out of their own ass.

5/30/2007 5:34:28 PM

Old Viking

God can move a mountain, but he needs humans and heavy equipment to do it.

5/30/2007 8:03:55 PM


Did you ask this after watching the weather channel?

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits....

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

5/30/2007 8:32:17 PM


Global warming and paranoia. Prophet has Internet Disease.

5/30/2007 8:55:46 PM


Gawd sure don't give a flying fuck about the poor and the homeless and the starving, does he? He's just a trained dog salivating every time P2tNiT rings a bell.

5/31/2007 11:59:39 AM


\"Weather prayers,\" no matter who they are, fucking piss me off. A few years back a local Pagan group claimed to have \"turned a hurricane\" away from Louisiana. It went to Florida and killed seven people, but none of the \"mages\" wanted to take credit for that.

5/31/2007 5:40:25 PM


Wow, prayer works eh? Watch me pray for a brick to fall on your head.

6/4/2007 11:55:01 AM


Of course God goes out of his way to prevent the uncomfort of snow to come to maryland. I mean, why would he fix global warming, world hunger and AIDS, that effects only homosexuals and black people, right Prophet?[/sarcasm]

6/4/2007 12:02:13 PM


Alrighty, then. If you think you have so much faith, let's you see try this:

Get the church you go to (I'm assuming you go to one) to have its entire staff and its members (in other words, everyone in said church) to pray and have faith that there will be no tropical cyclones in any ocean basin for the rest of 2008 and the entire year of 2009. Keep believing. Keep on praying. Have that "faith" as you put it. I dare you. I double dog dare you. But regardless of how much the church and yourself pray and believe (assuming you were even stupid enough to do that), that will never happen. Never ever ever.

Come on, it should work if you have faith shouldn't it? I'm not sure if anyone will check this since it's so old, but I had to put my two cents in.

1/15/2008 10:27:34 AM


'Moving' a mountain is easy - you just erect an SEP field around it.

Teaching compassion, responsibility, tolerance and simple common sense to fundies, though... I tend towards thinking it impossible, myself.

1/15/2008 1:41:33 PM


Magick works, but there is always consequences.
Obviously they didn't cover all their bases with that one.

As a Wiccan, my specialty is weather magick. Saved my butt on the interstate a few times when I couldn't see because of the pouring rain.

Congrats P2NT, you've done magick, and you seem to have a slip of talent for it.

1/15/2008 1:46:23 PM


So I was sitting there reading a book (the Bible of course) and I decided it was hot in the Sun. I prayed to Jesus for shade, and it suddenly began to pour rain. Much better! Oops my Bible fell apart.

5/5/2009 3:43:24 PM

Faith can't help you move a mountain, though faith can help convince you that you did.

9/3/2010 3:44:08 PM

The Duelist

Are you kidding me? So in other words, you think that God loves you enough to send you personal rain showers when you're hot, but ignores the Christians being murdered in Africa and the Middle East? And what about all the children that die every day, all around the world?

9/3/2010 3:50:29 PM


And fuck the folks who prayed for more snow and less rain.

Next time, try praying for some grammar lessons.

9/5/2010 10:59:26 AM


I cant tell u how many times I have said to the sky on a day where there were no clouds in the sky "please give me some shade" and all of a sudden clouds come out of no where and it starts raining.

I can't tell you because the answer is zero, and that totally undercuts my argument!

5/9/2011 12:56:58 AM


What about the countless wars in human history, where always both sides pray to god for victory? Can belief ensure victory?

Seems this god faces a quite difficult dilemma...

5/9/2011 1:44:52 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"i can move a mountain"

You can't even write a sentence.

9/7/2014 1:57:12 AM


Why don't you ask your god to give you the ability to use proper capitalization? That would actually be useful.

9/7/2014 2:22:58 AM


So, God answers your prayers for shade, but refrains from answering the prayers in West Africa to find a cure for Ebola, and heal those who are dying from it?

Why should we worship that God of yours, again?

9/7/2014 3:56:30 AM

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