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"In case you do not remember, the inquisition was a period of time when the Roman church gave people the option to convert to catholicism or be tortured and killed.

The roman church is also responsible for the massacre of the Anabaptists in numerous locations - the Anabaptists would not convert to catholicism and would not stop distributing the Word of God.

As for the wars between the Native Americans and the settlers: The settlers wanted to live in peace. Aside from that, this war was not a religious war.

As a Christian, I believe you can worship however or whatever you want. Just be warned that you will face Jehovah and give an account.

On the other hand, non-Christians such as Catholics and Muslims would have any worship, other than their own, shut down and all people worshiping their false religions."

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 68 Comments [5/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Vampirehummingbird

As for the wars between the Native Americans and the settlers: The settlers wanted to live in peace. Aside from that, this war was not a religious war.

Native Americans held many places and much land as sacred.

Do you not know the definition of sacred?

8/12/2007 1:54:26 PM

apYrs

It's strangely comforting in this timeof change that there are eternal verities: such as Br Randy's inevitable hypocritical rants, factual errors, and "holier than thou" platitudes.

The sheer joy of reading him once again condemning that which he'd do if he could takes my breath away.

<IRONY>[OFF]

8/21/2007 3:32:59 PM

anti-nonsense

History Revisionist, death by irony, and no true scotsman.

Yep, it's Bro Randy alright.

8/21/2007 3:36:29 PM

Yagno

As a Christian, I believe you can worship however or whatever you want. Just be warned that you will face Jehovah and give an account.

You can choose anything you want, but make any choice I don't want you to and I'll punish you infinitely.

DIAF.

8/21/2007 3:42:04 PM

PG

"non-Christians such as Catholics"

Say, WHAT?

8/23/2007 4:28:59 PM

Giga Guess

"In case you do not remember, the inquisition was a period of time when the Roman church gave people the option to convert to catholicism or be tortured and killed."
And your religion is a spin off OF Catholicism. Funny how they don't represent you unless you want to play the majority card.

"The roman church is also responsible for the massacre of the Anabaptists in numerous locations - the Anabaptists would not convert to catholicism and would not stop distributing the Word of God."
Even if it is the same God...

"As for the wars between the Native Americans and the settlers: The settlers wanted to live in peace. Aside from that, this war was not a religious war."
Live in peace...on land that they stole. Heavens forbid the heathens get their hackles up over being pushed off of their land...

"As a Christian, I believe you can worship however or whatever you want. Just be warned that you will face Jehovah and give an account."
And I will ask him where he was when I was being abused by my stepdad. Where he was when I wanted to be a normal kid, and not a filthy ghey condemned to hell. Why he chose to test me with a life of misery, but not the rest of the general populace. If I'm gonna burn, I'm gonna get a few things off my chest first.

"On the other hand, non-Christians such as Catholics and Muslims would have any worship, other than their own, shut down and all people worshiping their false religions."
Shiny, shiny mirror...

10/17/2007 11:58:19 AM



As for the wars between the Native Americans and the settlers: The settlers wanted to live in peace. Aside from that, this war was not a religious war.

Hey, Bro. Randy, just to let you know, as of today your house is now mine. What? You say that it's yours? Tough luck, buddy, I've got a gun, I say that you move. You say it's not right? Well, it's your fault for being an Protestant, for believing in that filthy, heathen trash.

10/17/2007 4:17:21 PM

Gjervan

So, the Muslims and Catholics care so much about me they are willing to force me to be saved, unlike Bro.Randy who will do the "told-you-so"-dance as I burn in Hell?

1/5/2008 11:33:01 PM

Sigmund Freud

Must be on amphetamines: The hallucinations are too insane for LSD.

1/6/2008 2:21:24 AM

Lady Death

As for the wars between the Native Americans and the settlers: The settlers wanted to live in peace. Aside from that, this war was not a religious war.

Stealing their customs, religion, and land is peace?

1/13/2008 6:43:56 AM

Nirjuana

"non-Christians such as Catholics" As far as I know, Catholics were loooong before protestants

1/27/2008 5:06:06 PM

Serous


4/27/2008 7:39:26 AM

King Duncan

He's actually USING the inquisition now to prove that "christians" are kind? Hey fuckstick! Back then all the christians were catholics. Also, Protestants, Catholics, Muslims, are all part of the same STUPID cult. Just because you spell god differently doesn't make you any less stupid.

4/27/2008 6:52:26 PM

a mind far far away

Seeing as how this was a year and a half ago when the pedo Randy posted this, I can say with confidence, after seeing all the shit he's been spouting, that he is a boldfaced liar.

12/25/2008 11:40:16 AM

Elia

Randy roasting on an open fire
An apple stuffed in his oversized mouth.........

BTW, i got to the site just fine. Maybe he's banning IPs now?

12/26/2008 8:19:51 PM

Kuyohashi

During the Inquisition, there were NO Anabaptists! No Presbyterians, no Anglicans, no Methodists, Lutherans, Protestants or what have you! Before Martin Luthor, all Christians were CATHOLIC!!

8/11/2011 10:43:18 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Brother stupid is at it again.

7/8/2012 10:25:05 AM

The Impostor

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

3/16/2013 11:18:05 PM
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