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#241859
Zipperback
It's overly dramatic, but I'm not really getting \"fundie\" vibes here.
5/30/2007 1:25:26 AM
#241882
Osiris
What happened to \"The Hammer\"?
5/30/2007 1:53:32 AM
#241884
Sean
>“God has spoken to me,” he said. “I listen to God
If anyone other than a politician said this they'd lock him up in a padded room.
5/30/2007 1:54:15 AM
#241919
Sandman
\"...the war against our culture...?\" Good gravy, how self-hating can you get?
5/30/2007 2:30:16 AM
#241944
Praetyre
Having more than one MoveOn is like having two Holocausts. I suppose that the Traditional Values Coalition is the far right version of MoveOn.
5/30/2007 3:03:10 AM
#241952
Doctor Whom
“I listen to God, and what I’ve heard is that I’m supposed to devote myself to rebuilding the conservative base of the Republican Party, and I think we shouldn’t be underestimated.”
So, then, it really does stand for \"God's Own Party.\" If you want me to believe that, then show me the Almighty's voter registration card.
5/30/2007 3:32:02 AM
#241957
MK
Hammertime!
5/30/2007 3:38:20 AM
#241977
PhantasyElementz
Saw him on Colbert today, and I did get a vaguely fundie impression. I guess I was right.
5/30/2007 4:14:41 AM
#241984
papabear
It would be cleansing to have Tom DeLay remove himself from politics and public life.
5/30/2007 4:22:48 AM
#242032
Brian X
papabear:
I think at this point, the only way that's happening is judicious application of the Falwell Method. And while I don't think he'd be missed any more than Falwell is, I think I would prefer yet more public scandal.
5/30/2007 6:09:19 AM
#242049
Redhunter
“I see this as a cleansing process, where you can return to your principles, which are order, justice, and freedom
It would've been cool if you had done this BEFORE serving in office, but I guess being lazy and crooked wouldn't really fit in so well, would it?
5/30/2007 6:48:27 AM
#242102
Prager
Boy there are a lot of criminals doing the lord's work. So many so that I wonder which lord they're working for...
5/30/2007 8:43:09 AM
#242153
PhoenixUltima
If God is really behind the republican party you'll be able to find me buying pentagrams and summoning manuals.
On a barely related tangent; I think the coolest shirt ever would be one that says \"Jesus Saves, but still takes 3d8 fire damage\".
5/30/2007 10:03:49 AM
#242178
szenah
Win the war against our culture? What is it with fundies and battle metaphors?
A war against \"our\" culture sounds like a tiny minority seeking to impose its rules on the majority. Does he think an American Taliban would be a good thing?
5/30/2007 10:48:41 AM
#242199
quantumspirit
Originally posted by zipperback
It's overly dramatic, but I'm not really getting \"fundie\" vibes here.
\"God has spoken to me\" -- how is this not fundy? I'm a Christian, and if I said this to someone, I'd be put away and put on something stronger than Prozac and Depakote.
5/30/2007 11:28:06 AM
#242203
TheManeki
To paraphrase Lily Tomlin: \"Prayer is when you talk to God, and schizophrenia is when God talks to you.\"
5/30/2007 11:42:45 AM
#242239
NonProphet
\"The war against our culture\"? I don't think I like the way that sounds.
@PhoenixUltima: There's a shirt in my local gaming store with the phrase, \"Jesus Saves, everyone else takes half damage.\"
5/30/2007 12:48:01 PM
#242273
MarylandBear
@NonProphet:
I always preferred \"C'thul'hu saves... in case he's hungry later.\"
5/30/2007 1:47:07 PM
#242281
Grungust
I don't know why, but \"conservative base of the Republican Party,\" and \"grass-roots\" just don't seem like they should go together.
5/30/2007 2:00:43 PM
#242282
ABeastOfPrey
God is a liberal.
5/30/2007 2:01:03 PM
#242302
flipper
Isn't funny how all these fundies under indictment for tax fraud and vote-buying are claiming it's God's work. What a group of crooks, trying to drag poor God into their cheating and stealing. They show no regret or remorse, just arrogance. \"Jesus wept.\"
5/30/2007 2:25:06 PM
#242332
Matilde
This guy is a genious in double standards and contempt. Foley at least looked honest.
5/30/2007 3:26:19 PM
#242383
backup1723
Haruhi has spoken to me. I listen to her, and what I've heard is that I'm supposed to devote myself to rebuilding the SOS Dan, and I think we shouldn't be underestimated.
Also, she tells me to tell that God guy to stop playing with her world.
5/30/2007 4:33:17 PM
#242466
Old Viking
Tom hates being away from the trough.
5/30/2007 7:34:27 PM
#242946
Coffee
I am very disturbed by all the references to battle and war among fundie Christians. They seem to see life in general as a war to be waged on behalf of their Gawd. I mean, I thought Gawd could fight his own battles. Guess they just want to feel special.
And yeah, Tom, this might have sounded more convincing before you were indicted. Now you just sound desperate to be relevant again.
5/31/2007 11:54:21 AM
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