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This new "Disney" phenomenon is another slick production of "raw idolatry" dressed up in the garb of entertainment for children. Apparently, they (Disney) believe it's okay to producc cntertainment for children that glorifies a baboon shaman and his witchdoctor methods and to promote thc worship of a sungod.

Joseph R. Chambers, Lionking.org 29 Comments [5/31/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: abyssal_leviathin
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bladesman

Your skydaddy feeling threatened by a kiddies cartoon? Wow, what a wimp he must be.

5/31/2007 4:03:06 PM

Papabear

Nobody is worshipping the lion king, Joe. It's a story, a story with a good message. Get a life and stop acting like a baboon.

5/31/2007 4:05:50 PM

Matilde

You forget that the Setting of the movie is in AFRICA, you terrible idiot, AFRICA.

5/31/2007 4:07:13 PM

David S.

\"Apparently, they (Disney) believe it's okay to producc cntertainment for children that glorifies a baboon shaman and his witchdoctor methods and to promote thc worship of a sungod.\"

Yes, they are. It's called freedom of religion.

5/31/2007 4:41:42 PM

Ambrielle

Are you kidding me? It's set in Africa!

5/31/2007 5:15:10 PM

Berny

Disney is \"new\"?!
They've been making these movies since before I was even born and the Lion King is thirteen years old.
What rock have you been hiding under?

5/31/2007 5:31:58 PM

Laurel

The closest thing to religion in this film is Simba talking to his dead daddy in the sky. This doesn't bother Joe but a wise trickster baboon does? Get a life!

5/31/2007 5:34:26 PM

Dot Comment

@ Laurel:

What do you think he'd make of Hamlet, which the Lion King is pretty much based on? That tricky Shakespeare, sneaking ghosts into his work!

5/31/2007 5:43:03 PM

backup1723

I so want to see his reaction to NGE. Or Haruhi. Or Disgaea. Or Ah! Megami-sama. And so on.

5/31/2007 5:49:53 PM

Fish

New? Disney is older than the internets, mate.

And, Lion King is just a kids cartoon, giving them the ol' good vs evil they so enjoy. Ah, the memories...

5/31/2007 5:57:59 PM

Geek

backup: you and me both.

5/31/2007 6:15:04 PM

NonProphet

@backup1723:
Disgaea would make this guy spontaneously combust. (Laharl = win)

5/31/2007 6:36:59 PM

Laurel

@Dot Comment--I teach college courses in English comp., literature, and creative writing. Wish you were in one of my classes!

5/31/2007 7:05:46 PM

Papabear

Dot Comment -- Oh no! We're going to have to ban Shakespeare from all schoolrooms. Evil Shakespeare with his ghosts, witchcraft and faeries.

5/31/2007 8:02:35 PM

Old Viking

A mind (I use the term loosely) warped by fundyism, and no life at all.

5/31/2007 8:59:23 PM

ArchmageDB

...someone has been watching Dogma too many times, awesome movie though it is.

5/31/2007 9:45:37 PM

D Laurier

And the problem with that is????????

5/31/2007 10:21:23 PM

Osiris

How little faith can these people have if they feel threatned by a movie?

5/31/2007 10:38:09 PM

Mike

Calm down, Joe, it's only fantasy. It's not real and nobody is worshiping it. XP

5/31/2007 10:54:02 PM

Redhunter

The \"NEW\" phenomenon? A thirteen year old cartoon and an 85 year old company are a new phenomenon. Right. This movie really stuck in your craw, didn't it? Hey, did you know they did a movie about the Aztecs too? You can practically smell the pagan idoltory in that one!

6/1/2007 6:23:25 AM

CousinTed

What a loon: There are so many things that are more important than Disney cartoons.


Like Warner Bros Cartoons. TERMITE TERRANCE 4 LYF BIZZITCHES!

6/1/2007 7:42:31 AM

Coffee

How little faith can these people have if they feel threatned by a movie?


Osiris, if they really had faith, they wouldn't be fundie. They'd be able to accept reality without trying to warp it to fit their myths. They wouldn't feel threatened by a children's cartoon.

6/1/2007 11:06:14 AM

BurntBush

Next thing you know they will be telling kids that the bible is real. That will really fuck them up.

6/1/2007 11:23:10 AM

Adrian


6/1/2007 1:33:44 PM

Mysteriously Anonymous Guy

That's because baboon witch doctors are awesome. Not so much because they are witch doctors, but because they are baboons, and therefore monkeys (actually, apes, but close enough), and thus, awesome.

7/23/2007 2:37:08 PM
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