"All that aside, do you live in a freakin' cave?"
Nope. I wouldn't want to have to share living space with you, with all due respect. (IE- very little.)
"Do you have any gay friends?"
A pretty good friend of mine is bi, and I have some gay classmates. Do you pretend that you're NOT a homo-phobe among your gay friends, or are they those "self-hating" gays I've heard about?
"Good grief, if you want to talk about homosexuality and consequences, as my dead grandfather. Yep, gay, and dead at 56. AIDS."
I know that gay people having sex with the opposite gender isn't unheard of, but since the whole point of this is that gay sex= AIDS... how on earth does your anecdotal example reach the conclusion you want it to? In fact, I could argue that he got aids from his heterosexual relationships.
Regardless, 1 person does not = a good sample size.
"Most of my gay friends are on the same route. Every time one of my friends comes out of the closet I cry. Not because of sin, but because I know how they are going to die."
Hey, at least he seems to care about them. He's just very, very deluded.
"Homosexuality is rarely about two commited life partners. It is usually about getting laid a lot from a lot of different people."
WTF? How is that different from heterosexuality? And I'm not even going to bother finding various examples of committed gay couples. Not worth the effort.