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[Name some famous REAL christians.]
That's hard. Because their hard to come by. My bro, and maybe 20 other people. Am talkin real hard-core folks.


STG44musikmeister, YouTube 36 Comments [5/31/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Salvador

So, I guess you're well-known.

5/31/2007 12:59:00 PM

Wolight

At least one fundy has finally admitted that there's only 20 or so \"real\" christians by his logic.

5/31/2007 1:13:02 PM

Laurel

None of the saints who got martyred in Jesus' name are hardcore enough.

5/31/2007 1:13:28 PM

Grey Wolf

\"None of the saints who got martyred in Jesus' name are hardcore enough.\"

For that matter, it seems Jesus is not hardcore enough...

Hope that helps,

Grey Wolf

5/31/2007 1:24:50 PM

Matilde

OMG(no pun intended)!!!, Is St Thomas of Aquinas, Thomas Moore, Immanuel Kant or JFK that difficult?, Chesterton, JRR Tolkien, Calvin, Gregor Mendel or Christopher Columbus?, Michael Parr, John Donne or Henry VIII or Mel Gibson?. Calvin, Newton or Cronwell, in case you're saying that \"Catholics are not Christians\"? The list is long dear. And by the way, is your Brother Kirk Cameron or what?, what part of famous you don't understand?. The no true Scotchman fallacy is terrible but this one is dishonest to say the least.

5/31/2007 1:30:06 PM

Klaus

And this from a guy who calls himself STG44musikmeister, named after a WW2 assault rifle, musikmeister probably meaning he is master of making music with that gun.

5/31/2007 1:43:29 PM

flipper

\"You're famous\"?

5/31/2007 2:11:31 PM

Osiris

I'm famous!

5/31/2007 2:14:13 PM

Papabear

\"[Name some famous REAL christians.]
That's hard.\"

No, it's not. If you knew anything about your religion, you should be able to rattle off dozens off the top of your head. I bet you've never read the Bible except for a few passages carefully selected for you and you can't name the 10 commandments without a crib sheet.

5/31/2007 3:03:19 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

20 other people? In 2000 years? God's ways are evidently not only mysterious and breathtakingly cruel, but also pathetically inefficient.

5/31/2007 3:03:31 PM

NonProphet

If you believe that only you and your closest buddies are getting into Heaven, you're probably:

A) arrogant
B) deluded
C) in a cult
D) all of the above

5/31/2007 3:32:56 PM

[i]McCulloch[/i]

Really Narrow Gate Award?

5/31/2007 3:40:41 PM

Mister Spak

Why does god have many mansions, if only 21 people are going to move in?

5/31/2007 3:46:48 PM

stogoe

No True Scotsman Award?

5/31/2007 4:14:58 PM

Finkel

Grey Wolf
Jesus was a Jew!
And weren't his followers?
Christianity didn't become a religion until the early-mid first millinium

5/31/2007 4:37:05 PM

anti-nonsense

No True Scotsman award seconded.

5/31/2007 4:47:55 PM

Laurel

@Grey Wolf--I thought of that too, but Jesus was Jewish.

5/31/2007 5:36:08 PM

Dot Comment

It all makes sense now! The Rapture really did happen--but at the time, there was only one \"real hard-core Christian,\" so no one noticed.


5/31/2007 5:38:50 PM

backup1723

Me: Haruhi, ever heard of some guy called STG44musikmeister? He's supposed to be famous...
Haruhi: ...who?

5/31/2007 5:44:47 PM

Nic

I don't even understand what this means. You fail at the english language.

5/31/2007 5:54:56 PM

Grey Wolf

\"Grey Wolf
Jesus was a Jew!
And weren't his followers?
Christianity didn't become a religion until the early-mid first millinium\"

Believed Jesus came to save us from our sins? Check
Was baptised? Check
Followed the teachings of Jesus? Check
Acted like Jesus did? Check
Participated in the comunion? Check

Sure, he wasn't officially a Christian, but since every christian should act like him, Jesus can be considered a christian. He was also a Jew, indeed, but those two things are not incompatible (there can be atheist jews, not to mention converts!).

Besides, put yourself in a fundie's shoes - do you really think they would call Jesus a Jew? This idiot got asked for famous christians, and somehow failed to even think of the most famous of all, or he doesn't consider Jesus a good enough Christian.

Hope that helps,

Grey Wolf

5/31/2007 6:43:53 PM

Chan

\"Am talkin real hard-core folks.\"

Awright there, Mr. Sturmgewehr 44. What else can we expect from someone who's named himself after the first assault rifle? Daisies and bunnies?

5/31/2007 7:47:29 PM

Old Viking

What PapaBear says.

5/31/2007 8:48:48 PM

Darwin

So only a couple of dozen? Cool! That means it will be easier to capture all of you and imprison you in dungeons where you will be anally raped and forced into homosexual pedophile snuff films and all that other great stuff that we atheists love.

5/31/2007 10:57:40 PM

Guy

Bwahahahahahaha. Unfortunately there are more than you say.

5/31/2007 11:43:54 PM
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