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Please be a Poe.
6/15/2007 11:30:16 PM
A bit of fundy, a bit of conspiracy theorist, a whole lot of retardation. If only he'd made a nigger joke we could have had a full set on our hands. Ah well.
6/15/2007 11:35:37 PM
This is so insane it MUST be a Poe.
6/15/2007 11:37:12 PM
I call Poe.
6/15/2007 11:38:30 PM
6/15/2007 11:42:10 PM
Mr. Poe, I want a rotating earth so that we don't burn up.
6/15/2007 11:45:55 PM
Ok...forgive me. I don't keep up well on this sometimes.
What is a "Poe"?
6/15/2007 11:54:42 PM
god isn't a liar, the people who invented him are.
6/16/2007 12:19:39 AM
@Penny - Poe's Law:
"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
In other words, No matter how bizzare, outrageous, or just plain idiotic a parody of a Fundamentalist may seem, there will always be someone who cannot tell that it is a parody, having seen similar REAL ideas from real religious/political Fundamentalists.
6/16/2007 12:21:33 AM
Great comment. I only have one question: why?
6/16/2007 12:27:11 AM
Please be Poe...
6/16/2007 12:39:36 AM
6/16/2007 12:49:22 AM
He also subjects the pendulum to anthropomorphizing (by calling it 'lying'), which is a sign of fundyism. I also love how he claims atheists (presumably) want to prove God is a liar, even though we don't believe in Him in the first place.
6/16/2007 12:51:08 AM
The UN couldn't organize a conspiracy if it tried.
6/16/2007 1:04:04 AM
Check out this guys site if you want a whole lot of crazy. I like how he finds a way to blame the Rockefellers for nearly everything regardless of the topic, oh yeah and the twin towers were actually demolished with nuclear weapons.
6/16/2007 1:35:47 AM
The rotating earth is known because, if it didn't rotate, our seasons wouldn't work the way they do. The UN has nothing to do and Rockefeller died LONG AGO.
6/16/2007 3:42:14 AM
AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH! the pain of my brain exploding is more than I can bear *sob*
6/16/2007 4:14:23 AM
He surely likes the terms "... unmasked at last!!"...
6/16/2007 6:51:49 AM
"What proof do they offer for their moving earth or heliocentric humbug?"
1 General Relativity
2 Several dozen space probes
But I'm sure you can explained to us how all that was faked.
6/16/2007 7:13:40 AM
I would like to thank you for giving me "daily minimum requirement" of stupidity all in one post. I can go without the rest of the day now.
6/16/2007 9:05:17 AM
The living Christ told John that "God" was actually an unauthorized illegitimate excretion from one of the real deity's conceptual children...couldn't bring Adam to life without forfeiting his power.
Yes, yes, if "God" wanted us to stay stupid, he wouldn't have given us the interwebs.
Poe. There's been much more evidence since Foucault, after all.
6/16/2007 9:20:54 AM
If the earth doesn't rotate, what's keeping the DirecTV satellites hovering over your house? Really long poles?
6/16/2007 9:43:57 AM
Sometimes I find it remarkable that idiots like that have survived into the 21st century. It's not like we don't have widespread distribution of knowledge over a wide variety of networks the way it was in the 1800s.
Get an education, retard, and I don't mean the Babble.
6/16/2007 10:48:06 AM
Head of the Science Department at Liberty University.
6/16/2007 3:10:27 PM
"...Just a 150 year old pendulum experiment..."
Wait, so he's implying that the older something is, the less reliable it is?
When was the Bible written, again?
6/16/2007 3:15:12 PM
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