[Reviewing FSTDT.com]
Through their curiosity and yes even anger and hatred towards us G-d is allowing us to witness to them and to give them boblical food for thought. So as many laugh and crack jokes about it some will actually qeustion further and even some of those will find truth in what we talk about here. Isn't G-d amazing
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How dare they take the name of bob B-b in vain!
And no, God isn't amazing, not compared to the awesomeness that is B-b.
All praise the Lord B-b!
What is amazing is that anybody (even a semi-literate twit like this) imagines that anybody on FSTDT should give a fuck about being witnessed - whatever that even means.
Oh, and do you think you are fooling your God into thinking you're not talking about him when you write G-d? I bet he can see right through that. (Well no, he can't because he doesn't exist, but you know what I mean.)
Any of you RaptureReady folk here? Take a hard analytical look at your site. In what way do you think that dribble, unsupportable dogma, fictional miracle/healing stories and ridiculous explanations for Biblical stories would convince anyone to join up?
Yeah, Hows that converting the FSTDTers to your beliefs working out?
If an Atheist ever turned they'd hook up with the moderate churchs, not your fundamentalist bullshit. It's not just Atheists that make fun of Healers/ speaking in tounges/ finding your keys/ theocratic demands/ 6000 year old Earth? Republican obsessions/ dinosaurs with man or racist backgrounds.
"boblical"
As Ryomou Shimei (in "Ikkitousen") demonstrates...:
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...women with page-bob hairstyles are very attractive indeed. X3
My sister has always had one. Her husband says - jokingly - that he would divorce her, if she grew it longer, as she looks sexy with her hair like that. But like I say, she's always had it that way; she prefers this style, aesthetics-wise, and also is more practical: she says it's easier to manage this way.
Isn't my sister amazing ?! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
@Khaine
"Since when did the Church of Discordia put out a cookbook?"
I dunno...:
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...but Rule 63'd Discord - Eris - herself makes for a very delicious confection indeed. :9 [Jacquelindreamz ]
some of those will find truth in what we talk about here.
If the Rapturites claimed that the sun shone during the day, I'd wear my sunglasses at night.
The problem is, even if your god is real, and YOU are not babbling complete bullshit, your biblical truth is slotted onto the site between a guy claiming to be L Ron Hubbard, reincarnated, and Self-Mutation claiming that ants are a sub-atomic form of life.
The only thoughts you're sparking are, 'oh, this shit again!'
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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