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I know God word is true. I have animals and pets who live longer or shorter. And the weather yes it is a stormy summer but not severe like the elevolutionists says. God is working. Someimes it is hard to see him at work but God is always in control.

Taylor43, Christian Forums 40 Comments [6/25/2007 11:00:10 PM]
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#254848

Weather

You need to go and work on your grammar, you sound like a caveman.

Weather

6/25/2007 11:42:47 PM

#254855

Sideshow Bob

Final Fantasy Tactics award for bad grammar in a religious vein.

Also, what does weather have to do with evolution?

6/25/2007 11:51:59 PM

#254857

Sideshow Bob

Not you, Weather, I mean the other kind. Also, "Proffesor Daravon award" would work if people could get the reference.

6/25/2007 11:52:50 PM

#254868

LadyBaird

No no, darling, the ele's aren't saying anything about the weather. They just tend to set you on fire. >:)

Oh, wait.. elevolutionist. Yeah, you don't have to worry about them. They don't exist. "Evolutionists," on the other hand, do exist; you don't have to worry about them, though, they have no interest in your weather.

6/26/2007 12:02:46 AM

#254869

Osiris

It seems that this post is a non-sequiter mashed inside another non-sequiter.

6/26/2007 12:03:14 AM

#254878

Redhunter

You DON'T know god is true, no one does.

The state of animals and the weather affected you the same way it affected your atheist, mulim and jewish neighbours.

And lastly, how come "god is working" and "sometimes it is hard to see him work" is uncannily identical to Nothing Happening At All?

6/26/2007 12:22:59 AM

#254895

Normally, that is called "nature". I don't mind if YOU call it God, but I do mind you telling everyone else that this is proof positive of an omnicient God.

6/26/2007 12:50:43 AM

#254896

Burning Stake

Oops, me above...

When will the editing board be fixed, does anyone know?

6/26/2007 12:51:52 AM

#254897

ABeastOfPrey

Dude, I don't think those kids meant "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" literally.

6/26/2007 12:56:51 AM

#254912

Prager

Fundamentalist aguments in support of thier god always seem to make him/her/it smaller and smaller.

6/26/2007 1:38:53 AM

#254927

Q

I stopped being an elevolutionist when I heard about twelvolution.

I never did find out whether elevolution was the same as climatology or meteorology?

6/26/2007 2:28:04 AM

#254942

Razark

Seriously, are you folks even trying any more? What is it you're trying to say? Did you figure out what you wanted to say and the run it through babelfish? Repeatedly?

I work tech support for a company that has customers all over the world. I see this every day. "I am Bravo to accustom in computer IP, but but task United States antenna Italy rows badly time!" Random words strung together does not a valid argument make. Do you just sit there and drool on the damn keyboard and let the slobber type for you? Do you people put any sort of thought into what you do? Does the idea of trying to understand something before you try to discredit it just not occur?

Oh, yeah. One other thing. The theory of evolution covers one subject. Only one subject. It's not the Grand Unified Theory of Everything and Everything Else like you seem to think it is.

Cheese! Waffles! Dog! If evolution was true, then beer rodent grass burp neck limes gerbil!

Hey. So that's why you do it. That was fun.

6/26/2007 2:46:40 AM

#254955

Your whole argument is ridiculous. That animals live shorter or longer is a proof that the fittest of all works, not the other way round. And concerning the weather, it's obvious that after Hurricane Katrina you have no idea what it means "control". Go study real science and stop sprouting nonsense.

6/26/2007 3:00:06 AM

#254960

Mr Smith

Hello? Emergency Services? Hi, I'd like to report a train wreck. It seems that Taylor43's post has collided with another paragraph coming the other way.

There's grammer everywhere!

6/26/2007 3:47:44 AM

#254973

Thundersqueaks

My cat has a longer life expectency than my hampster--therefore god exists. LOL!

Flawless fundie logic.

6/26/2007 4:33:58 AM

#254986

Robbie

EVOLUTIONISTS ARE NOT METEOROLOGISTS!

Sorry to shout, but God damn it!

6/26/2007 5:12:45 AM

#255005

Øyvind

Anyone else love how 'evolutionist' has become a collective term used to describe every scientist who disagrees with the fundies?

Oh, and Taylor? Global warming is real, driving into overdrive by humans, and dangerous.

6/26/2007 5:46:35 AM

#255015

Panz

Science?! We don't need no steenking Science!

6/26/2007 5:59:26 AM

#255022

Doctor Whom

You're right. My pets live longer or shorter, too. Therefore, Allah is working. Subhan Allah!

6/26/2007 6:16:20 AM

#255033

BurntBush

Shouldn't you be out on a city street somewhere pissing on the sidewalk?

6/26/2007 6:23:26 AM

#255052

Sideshow Bob

New item for the Christian Apologetics Do-Not-Use list: Any argument for Yahweh God that could logically also be used to support the existence of Pelor, unless it's a lead-in to Jesus himself. It just doesn't work well.

6/26/2007 7:22:36 AM

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6/26/2007 7:38:19 AM

#255072

Darwin

Taylor43? Is he advertising his IQ?

6/26/2007 7:53:35 AM

#255080

Count Spatula

"Cloudy skies with a 100% chance of stupid" award

6/26/2007 8:09:57 AM

#255085

Robbie

Sideshow Bob's reference was to Dungeons and Dragons, in case you're curious.

6/26/2007 8:18:45 AM

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