Jezebel's Evil Sister
Elevolutionists (whom I assume are people who believe that, given time, an elevator will rise) say nothing about weather. The lifespan of your domestic animals has nothing to do with anything in this discussion. (Might as well say, "I have some socks that are blue and others that are black" because it fits just as well.) You have said absolutely nothing, so stop wasting bandwidth.
6/26/2007 8:57:24 AM
6/26/2007 9:37:31 AM
Yea, Pelor is an infinitely cooler god than Jehovah.
I mean, his clerics get the Sun domain, as opposed to the "persecution complex" domain.
6/26/2007 10:39:46 AM
What is this supposed to prove?
6/26/2007 1:20:05 PM
What does the life span of your pets have to do with the truth of God's word? I must have missed something here.
6/26/2007 2:16:37 PM
It must be me. When someone says "I have animals and pets who live longer and shorter," I don't know how to respond.
6/26/2007 2:30:51 PM
Your pets have varying lifespans? Damn, you caught us! There is no evolution!
6/26/2007 3:27:57 PM
What the fuck was the point of that?
He knows god is real,and randomly picks the weather and lifespans of pets?
6/26/2007 8:38:51 PM
Wait... Because some animals live for a short time and some live for a long time, God exists?
I think my brain just had a seizure trying to escape this crap.
6/27/2007 4:37:35 PM
You misspelled climatologists.
6/27/2007 5:09:23 PM
I have a cat named Fluffy. He can meow. God wills it.
6/27/2007 7:59:12 PM
My snake will (presumably) live longer than my cat. The serpent who crawls on her belly will probably outlive everything in my house, myself included. Since serpents are representative of evil, score one for Satan!
6/28/2007 7:07:56 PM
Eh, it's retarded, but really fundy or all that offensive. Voted it a 1.
6/28/2007 8:29:18 PM
Weather, eh. Okay. Tonights forecast: Dark, followed by continuing dark, clearing by morning. The darkness in your brain, however, is likely to remain for quite some time.
6/28/2007 11:45:47 PM
Also, what does weather have to do with evolution?
Evolution = science.
Predictions of global warming = science.
evolution = predictions of global warming.
7/10/2007 8:30:11 PM