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#255101
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Elevolutionists (whom I assume are people who believe that, given time, an elevator will rise) say nothing about weather. The lifespan of your domestic animals has nothing to do with anything in this discussion. (Might as well say, "I have some socks that are blue and others that are black" because it fits just as well.) You have said absolutely nothing, so stop wasting bandwidth.
6/26/2007 8:57:24 AM
#255120
no_name
Razark wins.
6/26/2007 9:37:31 AM
#255158
NonProphet
Sideshow Bob:
Yea, Pelor is an infinitely cooler god than Jehovah.
I mean, his clerics get the Sun domain, as opposed to the "persecution complex" domain.
6/26/2007 10:39:46 AM
#255247
Mister Spak
What is this supposed to prove?
6/26/2007 1:20:05 PM
#255277
Trilobiter
What does the life span of your pets have to do with the truth of God's word? I must have missed something here.
6/26/2007 2:16:37 PM
#255286
Old Viking
It must be me. When someone says "I have animals and pets who live longer and shorter," I don't know how to respond.
6/26/2007 2:30:51 PM
#255307
Current
Your pets have varying lifespans? Damn, you caught us! There is no evolution!
6/26/2007 3:27:57 PM
#255419
Bigg
What the fuck was the point of that?
He knows god is real,and randomly picks the weather and lifespans of pets?
6/26/2007 8:38:51 PM
#255612
Level10
Wait... Because some animals live for a short time and some live for a long time, God exists?
I think my brain just had a seizure trying to escape this crap.
6/27/2007 4:37:35 PM
#255616
Callendar
"elevolutionists(sic)"
You misspelled climatologists.
6/27/2007 5:09:23 PM
#255649
Bob dole
I have a cat named Fluffy. He can meow. God wills it.
6/27/2007 7:59:12 PM
#255846
The Missus
My snake will (presumably) live longer than my cat. The serpent who crawls on her belly will probably outlive everything in my house, myself included. Since serpents are representative of evil, score one for Satan!
6/28/2007 7:07:56 PM
#255861
Dave
Eh, it's retarded, but really fundy or all that offensive. Voted it a 1.
6/28/2007 8:29:18 PM
#255893
Bowen
Weather, eh. Okay. Tonights forecast: Dark, followed by continuing dark, clearing by morning. The darkness in your brain, however, is likely to remain for quite some time.
6/28/2007 11:45:47 PM
#260183
tracer
Also, what does weather have to do with evolution?
Evolution = science.
Predictions of global warming = science.
Therefore,
evolution = predictions of global warming.
See?
7/10/2007 8:30:11 PM
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