This world, in 400 years, will be completely under Christ's reign, which He will rule with a rod of iron. [clapping hands]
In His love,
My Abba's Child,
[8/19/2005 12:00:00 ]
Fundie Index: 2
Get in line with the rest of the end-times prognosticators. So far they're batting .000, so I'm not sure I like your chances.
Christ will rule with his iron love rod!
2/15/2006 12:57:19 PM
Ooooh Goody. Will he hit us if we ask nicely?
Should be fun if his rod of iron doesn't interfere with magnetic North.
2/15/2006 1:04:53 PM
Hmm, so Stalin is going to be reborn in 400 years and claim he is doing what he is doing for love? Praise be to religion!
6/23/2006 2:33:44 PM
That'd make a great plot for a post-apocalyptic movie. Just replace all the zombies with fundies!
6/24/2009 10:33:47 PM
He will rule with a rod of iron.
So bend over, grab the table, and grit your teeth.
Why 400 years? Seriously, what the fuck?
And if he comes at me with his rod of iron, I'll repel him with my shotgun of steel.
"He will rule with a rod of iron."
What about an iron fist?
7/13/2009 12:07:20 PM
In 400 years morons like you will be extinct.
Christ's love.......we deliver! (By beating you with an iron rod if you don't believe!)
Did anyone else immediately think of the inanimate carbon rod from The Simpsons?