Greet your new masters!
This world, in 400 years, will be completely under Christ's reign, which He will rule with a rod of iron. [clapping hands]
In His love,
My Abba's Child,
[8/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Get in line with the rest of the end-times prognosticators. So far they're batting .000, so I'm not sure I like your chances.
8/20/2005 4:30:51 AM
Christ will rule with his iron love rod!
2/15/2006 12:57:19 PM
Ooooh Goody. Will he hit us if we ask nicely?
Should be fun if his rod of iron doesn't interfere with magnetic North.
2/15/2006 1:04:53 PM
Hmm, so Stalin is going to be reborn in 400 years and claim he is doing what he is doing for love? Praise be to religion!
6/23/2006 2:33:44 PM
That'd make a great plot for a post-apocalyptic movie. Just replace all the zombies with fundies!
6/24/2009 10:33:47 PM
He will rule with a rod of iron.
So bend over, grab the table, and grit your teeth.
6/25/2009 5:41:39 AM
Why 400 years? Seriously, what the fuck?
6/25/2009 7:29:31 AM
And if he comes at me with his rod of iron, I'll repel him with my shotgun of steel.
6/25/2009 7:50:32 AM
"He will rule with a rod of iron."
What about an iron fist?
7/13/2009 12:07:20 PM
In 400 years morons like you will be extinct.
4/5/2012 10:31:34 AM
Christ's love.......we deliver! (By beating you with an iron rod if you don't believe!)
Did anyone else immediately think of the inanimate carbon rod from The Simpsons?
4/5/2012 10:34:15 AM