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This world, in 400 years, will be completely under Christ's reign, which He will rule with a rod of iron. [clapping hands]

In His love,

My Abba's Child, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [8/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Crosis

Get in line with the rest of the end-times prognosticators. So far they're batting .000, so I'm not sure I like your chances.

8/20/2005 4:30:51 AM

Zipperback

Christ will rule with his iron love rod!

2/15/2006 12:57:19 PM

Julian


Ooooh Goody. Will he hit us if we ask nicely?

Should be fun if his rod of iron doesn't interfere with magnetic North.

2/15/2006 1:04:53 PM

Zadic

Hmm, so Stalin is going to be reborn in 400 years and claim he is doing what he is doing for love? Praise be to religion!

6/23/2006 2:33:44 PM

Ian W

That'd make a great plot for a post-apocalyptic movie. Just replace all the zombies with fundies!

6/24/2009 10:33:47 PM

Table Rock

He will rule with a rod of iron.

So bend over, grab the table, and grit your teeth.

6/25/2009 5:41:39 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Why 400 years? Seriously, what the fuck?

6/25/2009 7:29:31 AM

Clown

And if he comes at me with his rod of iron, I'll repel him with my shotgun of steel.

6/25/2009 7:50:32 AM

JSS

"He will rule with a rod of iron."

What about an iron fist?


7/13/2009 12:07:20 PM

Quantum Mechanic

In 400 years morons like you will be extinct.

4/5/2012 10:31:34 AM

Ludd

Christ's love.......we deliver! (By beating you with an iron rod if you don't believe!)

Did anyone else immediately think of the inanimate carbon rod from The Simpsons?

4/5/2012 10:34:15 AM
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