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[Replying to a conspiracy that President Bush's hand jestures identify him with a secret society of Satan worshippers.]

I believe it is real. A Satanist does not suddenly become a Christian. Then he would not send people to die in Iraq and poison the soldiers with "depleted" Uranium. And why are they promoting the chip (mark of the beast?)? And then we have the secret occult club Bohemian grove that is part of Skulle and Bones. As you saw many of the elite do this sign and they also meet at the grove. Hitler was also a member of this and the Thule society which i read is connected to Illuminati.

Miss7, Bibleforums.org 11 Comments [8/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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cyborgtroy

Hitler was also president of Chess Club.

11/28/2007 4:32:36 PM

Freboy

Those kinds of conclusions usually warrant a reference check.

11/28/2007 5:10:00 PM

GigaGuess

When the hell did the mark of the beast go from being 666 to a microchip?!

11/28/2007 5:15:44 PM

approximate

It's just Bush deferring to his master, Dick Cheney.

11/28/2007 6:18:07 PM

Jon

While I despise Bush, I am pretty sure that the cretin would be a piss poor member of a secret society. He'd be the kind to spill the beans on it unintentionally.

11/29/2007 1:51:31 AM

gargoyle1

Even if Bush were a Satanist, why would he make these "Satanic" hand gestures in front of photographers for all the world to see? Surely he wouldn't be that dumb!

Oh, wait a minute . . .

9/9/2008 6:07:14 PM

Grigadil

I honestly don't mind if they pursue this camel-train of thought.

9/9/2008 7:02:51 PM

Ian

Wait... So the fundies like Bush... but hate him?

2/21/2009 8:15:38 PM

Canadiest

Oddly, The only thing Bush and Hitler have in common is their Christianity.

Satanists would in fact spring from the Bible, the only record that claims Satan exists

2/22/2009 2:33:56 PM

J. James

Ah, the tragedy of missed opportunity. We are nearing the reelection campaign of Obama, and yet these horrible, horrible things have conspicuously yet to pass...

Before accusing a president of being the harbringer of whatever the fuck the Monster of the Day is, consider the fact that their power lasts 8 years, max, leaving you looking more than a little silly when it passes by without incident.

10/18/2011 5:59:23 PM

rubber chicken

The reverse vampires, you forgot the reverse vampires

10/18/2011 10:30:27 PM
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