[Thread titled "Mister atheist explain these events."]
ever since i was a child i have prayed to god. I have had times where i questioned he existed but i have always found the answers i seek.
But since you like to explain every thing with science and are rithing with anger because you think god is an angry god to you. explain the following events that i prayed for and recieved with incredible accuracy. [...]
i was mad at my parents and prayed for a newborn baby brother with a hairy butt crack so it was hard for them to change his diapers. it happened a year later.
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I'm pretty sure God has more important things to worry about than the amount of hair on some baby's backside. If he answered that prayer, but not those of the people in real trouble, he's got some 'splainin to do.
Wow i never knew what would turn up duing a vanity search on my name. gosh i didnt know i was a fundimentalist christian. i always thought of myself as being a free thinker in my faith but if someone else says it, it must be true. oh by the way this site show the level of class you have. and from the looks. none. God Bless.
Well when a mummy christian and a daddy christian love each other VERY much and they've spent ten years holding hands and reading the bible together, then their imaginary friends tells them they can get married. Then, because they have no practical experience or knowledge because that's "sinful" they spend another few awkward months trying to figure things out for themselves.
Eventually they have a baby - with absolutely NO help from god at all, though if the mummy christian or the daddy christian are good looking their pastor might take one aside for private lessons . . . .
Y'know, if you prayed for a kid to be cured of Leukemia and it was answered, I'd be impressed. Whoever the fact that God glosses over those prayers to curse your parents with a hairy ass baby still shows that either:
a) You're lying (Most likely choice) or,
b) Your God is still a spiteful entity.
Is it just me, or do 99.9% of these fundy posts come from people who have absolutely no grammatical skills whatsoever?
And have absolutely no idea how absolutely idiotic that makes them appear ...
Sigh. At least most atheists know how to capitalize and use punctuation properly.
That's interesting. Now, does all your magic prayers come true? Probably not. Does every believers magic prayers come true. Absolutely not. So, it was either fate, or coincidence. Nothing supernatural about it. Now go pray for a brain that functions correctly, and join reality.
That's interesting. Now, does all your magic prayers come true? Probably not. Does every believers magic prayers come true. Absolutely not. So, it was either fate, or coincidence. Nothing supernatural about it. Now go pray for a brain that functions correctly, and join reality.
God helped you to attack your parents? What a nice, loving God you must have...
Please learn some grammar and spelling before you try to express yourself in writing. M'kay?
"I have had times where i questioned he existed but i have always found the answers i seek."
I know this isn't what s/he meant, but the word choices here are apt. S/He was specifically seeking an answer of "Yes, God exists," and that's what s/he always found.
Who in their right minds would worship a god that they truly believe answers prayers like that while allowing millions of people to suffer day in and day out?
Oh, yeah, I forgot. These dorks aren't in their right minds to start off with.
Doesn't the Bible say something about honoring thy father and thy mother?
Reading the Bible kinda forces the impression onto you, that God is an angry god.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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