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[Thread titled "Mister atheist explain these events."]

ever since i was a child i have prayed to god. I have had times where i questioned he existed but i have always found the answers i seek.

But since you like to explain every thing with science and are rithing with anger because you think god is an angry god to you. explain the following events that i prayed for and recieved with incredible accuracy. [...]

i was mad at my parents and prayed for a newborn baby brother with a hairy butt crack so it was hard for them to change his diapers. it happened a year later.

E_Powers, Christian Forums 36 Comments [8/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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#826
Crosis

I'm pretty sure God has more important things to worry about than the amount of hair on some baby's backside. If he answered that prayer, but not those of the people in real trouble, he's got some 'splainin to do.

8/20/2005 4:37:38 AM
#1815
Epowers.

Wow i never knew what would turn up duing a vanity search on my name. gosh i didnt know i was a fundimentalist christian. i always thought of myself as being a free thinker in my faith but if someone else says it, it must be true. oh by the way this site show the level of class you have. and from the looks. none. God Bless.

9/19/2005 1:12:39 PM
#1816
Crosis

How is it classless to point out the nonsense people believe, especially when many of them seem intent on forcing that nonsense down our throats?

9/19/2005 2:04:59 PM
#1821
Khaine

And since when did not wanting hairy assed babies become an indicator of class?

9/19/2005 7:21:13 PM
#109879
Zippy

color=red]i was mad at my parents and prayed for a newborn baby brother with a hairy butt crack so it was hard for them to change his diapers. it happened a year later.\"[/color]

Best. Evidence. Evar. I swear I am adding the phrase \"newborn baby brother with a hairy butt crack\" to all my email correspondence from now on.

11/24/2006 9:13:59 AM
#140487
quietus

lmao

1/16/2007 9:01:36 PM
#140524
BurntBush

You prayed for a hairy butt crack? WTF?

1/17/2007 1:15:33 AM
#141105
JP

Is anyone concerned that this baby has unnatural testosterone levels?

What a crappy god.

1/17/2007 5:25:21 PM
#141245
Beccs

Well when a mummy christian and a daddy christian love each other VERY much and they've spent ten years holding hands and reading the bible together, then their imaginary friends tells them they can get married. Then, because they have no practical experience or knowledge because that's \"sinful\" they spend another few awkward months trying to figure things out for themselves.

Eventually they have a baby - with absolutely NO help from god at all, though if the mummy christian or the daddy christian are good looking their pastor might take one aside for private lessons . . . .

1/17/2007 11:09:17 PM
#141304
DarkHatter

I thought god didn't answer hateful prayers? Maybe it was satan who really heard you ... But more likely you are just retarded.

1/18/2007 1:08:44 AM
#312759
Scion

LOL Mental

I can just picture this kid going "dear god, please make me a baby brother with a major hairy ass cuz mom makes me take a bath every day and I really hate that oh yeah and dad ran over my bike with his car going to work so..."

10/17/2007 11:09:23 PM
#312788
shriekback

hehe...hehehehe...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

"Funniest fundie ever" award

10/18/2007 12:30:35 AM
#312975


Wait so, god will answer your selfish desires but not the desires of people in need? I geuss he isn't an angry god then, he's just a fuckin ass

10/18/2007 7:47:41 AM
#312994
Giga Guess

Y'know, if you prayed for a kid to be cured of Leukemia and it was answered, I'd be impressed. Whoever the fact that God glosses over those prayers to curse your parents with a hairy ass baby still shows that either:
a) You're lying (Most likely choice) or,
b) Your God is still a spiteful entity.

10/18/2007 8:54:01 AM
#313026
Seen the light...

Well, I'm convinced. See you guys from the other side.

10/18/2007 9:42:02 AM
#313028
Mr. Saturday

Wow. Just...wow.

10/18/2007 9:51:03 AM
#313039
Mhorag

Is it just me, or do 99.9% of these fundy posts come from people who have absolutely no grammatical skills whatsoever?

And have absolutely no idea how absolutely idiotic that makes them appear ...

Sigh. At least most atheists know how to capitalize and use punctuation properly.

10/18/2007 10:13:36 AM
#313044
AtheistDamnIt

If this is the prayers that God answers then.... Thank God I'm Atheist!!!

10/18/2007 10:32:54 AM
#313098
menopausal bitch

Baby with hairy butt crack = proof of god.
Well, heck. That's good enough for me.
(Dear god: I'm off to buy a lottery ticket...)

10/18/2007 11:51:31 AM
#313128
Carbonated Margarine

I don't think it was because of a prayer that God gave your brother a hairy butt crack; I think it was financial interest. Last week I saw Jesus wearing short-shorts on TV to advertise Nair.

10/18/2007 12:54:00 PM
#313990
cyborgtroy

I point to memory faults, perversion, and utter stupidity.

10/19/2007 11:58:17 AM
#314008
Caustic Gnostic

Hairy butt crack? How about, deformed head? He is your relative after all.

10/19/2007 12:27:26 PM
#864561
Kitourahime

.....Disturbing...

1/23/2009 3:18:37 PM
#864562
Kitourahime

Gah! Doublepost pwn'd.....

1/23/2009 3:18:38 PM
#865019
Jackie

strange muther fucker

1/23/2009 7:30:02 PM
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