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There's too much evidence and reliable testimonies not to accept the belief in UFOs - only they aren't UFOs - they're evil satanic demons!

Resting In Him, Rapture Ready 17 Comments [8/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Khaine

Really? I thought they were the happy, perky type of demon.

8/20/2005 12:14:24 PM

Ratman

Yeah, that's how they trick ya.

8/25/2005 8:50:47 PM

√ėyvind

Good one, Ratman.

2/3/2007 4:22:06 PM

Gregory

You are not alone Khaine i thought that too

2/3/2007 4:57:37 PM

Raggy

They are so evil in fact, that they float around harmlessly for a few minutes and disappear, never to be seen again. Sick, twisted vile beasts! Curse them!

2/3/2007 5:00:00 PM

he who knocks thee down a peg

didya hear the one that took all the fundies that drank that punch? yeah they prayed to it and it took em away.

6/1/2007 8:43:05 PM

Laurel

Please get help. Or get sterilized. Preferably in reverse order.

6/1/2007 9:11:04 PM

Darwin

EVIL SATANIC DEMONS!

COMMIES UNDER THE BED!!

DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS!!!

6/2/2007 2:20:04 PM

Goosey

I believe it's possible to have flying objects that are unidentified. Oh, wait, that's not called belief, that's called common sense.

Get some.

6/2/2007 5:01:41 PM

VulcanMak

lol

6/2/2007 5:30:31 PM

agentCDE

So they're Flying Objects Identified as Demons? (FOID)

6/2/2007 8:01:32 PM

Dr. Fishcake

Still upset over that anal probe business?

6/2/2007 8:46:36 PM

Nny

OH NOEZ!!!! TEH DEMONDS!!!!!

1/22/2008 4:46:04 AM

GoFast

Resting In Him?

I'm frequently resting ON him, but that is after my own *personal* rapture.

1/22/2008 6:10:22 AM

Martha Jones

Do you not understand what the term "UFO" actually means? No, you probably don't... never mind.

1/22/2008 7:03:44 AM

Kitourahime

Your mum's an evil Satanic demon!

Yeah.

Think about it.

2/8/2009 8:09:26 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Now I finally understand anal probes. "It's not a human KlXS0R, it's a fundie - its brain is in HERE!" (squelching, plunging sound.)

2/8/2009 9:17:09 AM
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