Also stalictites and staligmites according to evolutionists take hundreds and thousands of years to grow,THEY DON'T.
They could from in possibly a few months why in fact stalictites and staligmites are sometimes in HOUSEHOLD REFRDGIRATORS!
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Five years ago, this was dumb.
Today, it's still dumb.
Icicles are made of ice. Stalactites & stalagmites are made of minerals.
Pick up a science book sometime, champ.
That isn't just stupidity, that is EXTRAORDINARY stupidity! I think this person must have had to stop typing ever few letters because he is clearly too dumb to type and breathe at the same time.
Icicles are made of ice, stalactites are made of minerals, and have nothing to do with evolution in the first place.
Perhaps...by deliberately misspelling 'stalactite' and 'stalagmite', Hector is referring to comparable ice phenomena...hence the 'i'.
Question is, is Hector capable of such subtlety?
Honestly people, I had better reasoning abilities than this by 5th grade!
A thousand bucks says ol' Hector voted for Bush/Cheney. Twice.
BTW, what kind of fucked-up fridge has icicles in it anyway!?
Icicles=/=stalactites.
Oh, and you won't find stalagmites in the fridge, what with that damnedable gravity---which you probably don't believe in.
You fail on every single level.
When it comes to cleaning out the fridge, I will admit that I procrastinate, but hearing this, I would never eat anything from Hector's kitchen.
Of course they appear in refrigerators, thats an ICICLE, dumbass. A trickle of water will take thousands of years to weather rock to a point.
Ohhh...the stupid... it hurts! Did this guy even finish grade school?
That's geology, not evolution, it's not even biology you invalid.
oh... and might I sugest cleaning out your fridge if it starts to grow stalagmites? It can't be sanitary.
ice=rock?
oh you crazy Fundies and your bible-beating asses
oh and way to spell refrigerator...
i nominate you for the Hilarious Fail award
Fundies just love thier psuedo-science.
They also can't spell.
GEOLOGISTS you moron, GEOLOGISTS!
Talking sense to those addicted to the Goat Sodomisers Guide to Brainwashing is like trying to un-ring a bell!
Yeah, because rocks and ice is EXACTLY the same thing.
Is it possible to be this stupid and still be able to form coherent sentences?
That...wow. Just wow. Icicles, man...I mean, it's possible he doesn't know stalactites are made of stone, and thinks it's a fancy name ofr 'giant icicles in caves,' but in that case he's just...wow. In the wrong conversation.
1. Your fridge probably shouldn't be doing that. You probably ought to get it fixed.
2. Icicles are made from ice. That's frozen water. Stalactites and stalagmites are made from calcium carbonate. Ice will melt at room temperature. Calcium carbonate doesn't. If you don't believe those 'stalactites' in your fridge are actually made of ice, here's a simple experiment, break one off, leave it on the kitchen countertop for a few minutes and see if it melts.
3. If you still think that you have stalactites in your fridge, have someone perform a test of what chemicals are in those 'stalactites' while you are out getting your fridge fixed.
4. Use spellcheck.
5. Actually, it doesn't take anywhere as near as long as a few months for icicles to form. They can form overnight. (Does it snow where you live?)
5. Don't take anything Kent Hoving says seriously. Ever.
Ahahahahahahahah!
Wait....
You were serious?
Ahahahahahaha - FAIL!
Firstly, they are called stalactites and stalagmites.
Secondly, according to realists it takes thousands of years to cause rock to form into stalactites and stalagmites.
Thirdly, do you have a "REFRDGIRATOR" with an inside made of stone?!?
Fourthly, the spell checker is your friend.
Icicles are neither stalactites nor stalagmites, silly boy.
The latter two are made of stone, not water. They are made BY water, though.
Confused?
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