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This is for Bible-believing Christians only. If you are a Catholic, please refrain from commenting here, thanks.

JoelH, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [8/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Crosis

Last I checked, Catholics believe in the same Bible as the rest of you. (I ought to know, I used to be one.)

8/23/2005 4:04:28 PM

hahha

I ought to send this to the Jesuits that spent four years giving me a highschool education.

8/24/2005 9:28:08 AM

Rime

I wonder if JoelH's bible has the passages Matthew 7:1 and Luke 6:37?

\"Judge not and ye shall not be judged. Condemn not and ye shall not be condemned.\"

But I gotta remember, shooting from the hip has always been the American way.

8/24/2005 5:25:01 PM

Adrian

My Moron Detector just broke.

12/6/2006 1:26:46 AM

Matilde

By Christian you mean OT cherry picker?, because, yes, we Catholics and Eatern Orthodox, for that matter, don´t do that.

4/12/2007 6:25:20 PM

JP

Not quite, actually: Catholics read the Catholic Bible, Protestants read the version King James had amended so he could divorce his wife. (to boil it way down)

4/13/2007 8:18:52 PM



Catholics are Bible-believing Christians. I know, because I used to be one myself.

11/21/2007 12:15:11 AM

dg

Um... WHAT. 1.2 billion Catholics would like to disagree.

10/17/2008 1:45:18 AM
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