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Evolution is based on analogy and extrapolation of observational data. The more Evolutionists dig the more they bring out information saying: "look, folks, there are so many variables and conditions necessary to enable and sustain life that we can't really figure out how it happened." Worst of all, it was a once-off phenomenon without witnesses to rely on except the One they want to erase from the picture: The Creator Himself.

We should thank them, though, for confirming that our Heavenly Father is, indeed, VERY SMART!!! [...]

Talking about our Heavenly Father, let us give our tireless Evolutionists a hearty piece of advice. The Courts of Heaven are going to be really busy with this Evolution Lawsuit at the Final Judgement. There is a long queue of defendants, as you may expect. Please, be considerate and prepare your defence in advance. The Supreme Judge is known to ask every defendant in a very benevolent tone: "Son, why have you wasted so much energy in denying My Authorship when I openly left so many proofs of My Handwork? As you can see now, I just made you in My Own Image and after My Likeness, and I also made a perfect world for you and your fellow humans. Why did you despise My Word in The Bible!?"

Jorge S, Bibleforums.org 14 Comments [8/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Sybot

Well, it might be because you deliberately decived us by planting all these fossils that would only make us think that evolution happened, and making Your Word so full of contradictions that we would have to disbelieve. I think you are the one on trial here 'Father'.

3/6/2007 4:46:01 PM

JP

Really, Jorge, that's what God will say? How fucking presumptuous are you? You believe in an almighty maker of heaven and Earth, and you think you can speak for him? I am appalled.

3/7/2007 10:06:45 PM

Eric

Nope, as it turns out the Greek myths were the closest to being correct. After all, they were the only deities that were so screwed up that humans could be created in their image. It's not any less likely.

4/3/2007 2:38:51 AM

punchybird

The Supreme Judge is known to ask every defendant in a very benevolent tone:
Really? And you know this how?

4/3/2007 2:43:07 AM

JasoNF

So between each transitional fossil there was a smiting and a then new creation?
That is like assuing that each frame in a film reel was set up and shot as an individual picture.

4/3/2007 2:44:35 AM

Zidane

Why were you such a contradictiory dumdass that could'nt get his story straight, and get basic laws of nature wrong?

4/3/2007 2:45:41 AM

anti-nonsense

I'd say \"there was lots more apparent evidence for evolution then against it, I just followed where the evidence seemed to lead\".

4/3/2007 3:07:40 AM

Damn Yankee

Hmm, well, Prometheus created humans, and he was a titan. Zeus chained him to a rock for the unspeakable crime of bringing the gift of fire to humanity. So all gods are assholes, but apparently titans are pretty awesome.

4/3/2007 5:34:06 AM

jo_27e

please to not try and disprove something you know nothing about with something you just pulled out of your arse

4/3/2007 6:24:33 AM

Wet Walnuts

Stop using legal analogies, asshole.

4/3/2007 7:08:38 AM

Ambrielle

Is this yet another one mixing evolution with abiogenesis? Because evolution is NOT A ONCE-OFF PHENOMENON!!

4/3/2007 9:06:22 AM

Tallyho

God's thoughts are remarkably close to your own!

1/4/2010 5:01:08 AM

Swede

Evolution does not mean God does not exist. How do you know that God did not start the evolution?

As we all think God is like ourselves, if we do think about him/her/it at all, I think he/she/it will be asking each and everyone two questions:
"Have you treated all my creatures with kindness and respect, as you want to be treated?"
"Have you cared for my Earth and done your best to make sure it's in better condition for your children, than it was for your parents?"

1/4/2010 5:33:53 AM

Canadiest

There's another scenario they don't tell. God proceeds over the court and calls you to the stand and says, in a slightly sarcastic tone;

"Why the hell were you listening to the drivel from Bible sites, Hovind, Ham ,Comfort or Rapture Fuckin'Readyites when you could have asked me directly? Those guys are Cons and your a gullible fuck for spending your money on such Quackery when you had studious, learned people publishing real facts. Ok go in, I don't believe in punishing the weak of mind."

1/4/2010 7:21:05 AM
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