Maybe he gave a dumb answer to dumb people so those idiots can focus on the important things like the 10 commandments. That plan obviously failed since 98% of prisoners are Christian.

v200

Maybe at the time people coudn't comprehend something like that. Also, we didn't come from apes, it was a fucking common ancestor. Why can't people read before they argue against an opinion?

Dr. Shrinker

Well a Christian who doesn't give away all of his/her possession to the poor isn't exactly a Christian, now is he/she...

And that's not my opinion. That is the opinion of Jesus. You remember him, right?

Blarghonius

The creation is a myth. You're an idiot for believing a myth is true.

Alex

Well then, I guess that means that the Pope isn't a Christian... Fundy logic.

xyz

"Well a Christian that accepts that the earth is round isn't exactly a Christian now is he/she...what are they saying God was just kidding about telling us how the earth is flat?"
"Well a Christian that accepts that insects have six legs isn't exactly a Christian now is he/she...what are they saying God was just kidding about telling us how insects have four legs?"
"Well a Christian that accepts that bats aren't birds isn't exactly a Christian now is he/she...what are they saying God was just kidding about telling us how bats are birds?"
"Well a Christian that accepts that rabbits don't chew the cud isn't exactly a Christian now is he/she...what are they saying God was just kidding about telling us how rabbits chew the cud?"
etc.

A. Square

Maybe He wasn't lying...maybe He left too vague details. I mean seriously, you could at least adopt the doctrine of theistic evolution, which, while still silly, would make me think you were less of a fool.