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Well a Christian that accepts evolution isnt exactly a Christian now is he/she...in such case if they beleive that humans evolved from an ape or something then how can they beleive that the word of God is the absolute truth?...what are they saying God was just kidding about telling us how He created us?

mattlad22, Bibleforums.org 7 Comments [8/23/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Maybe he gave a dumb answer to dumb people so those idiots can focus on the important things like the 10 commandments. That plan obviously failed since 98% of prisoners are Christian.

6/21/2008 2:26:31 AM

v200

Maybe at the time people coudn't comprehend something like that. Also, we didn't come from apes, it was a fucking common ancestor. Why can't people read before they argue against an opinion?

7/4/2011 8:46:46 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Well a Christian who doesn't give away all of his/her possession to the poor isn't exactly a Christian, now is he/she...

And that's not my opinion. That is the opinion of Jesus. You remember him, right?

7/7/2011 10:48:29 AM

Blarghonius

The creation is a myth. You're an idiot for believing a myth is true.

7/7/2011 6:08:30 PM

Alex

Well then, I guess that means that the Pope isn't a Christian... Fundy logic.

6/28/2012 2:14:54 PM

xyz

"Well a Christian that accepts that the earth is round isn't exactly a Christian now is he/she...what are they saying God was just kidding about telling us how the earth is flat?"
"Well a Christian that accepts that insects have six legs isn't exactly a Christian now is he/she...what are they saying God was just kidding about telling us how insects have four legs?"
"Well a Christian that accepts that bats aren't birds isn't exactly a Christian now is he/she...what are they saying God was just kidding about telling us how bats are birds?"
"Well a Christian that accepts that rabbits don't chew the cud isn't exactly a Christian now is he/she...what are they saying God was just kidding about telling us how rabbits chew the cud?"
etc.

12/19/2012 4:48:02 PM

A. Square

Maybe He wasn't lying...maybe He left too vague details. I mean seriously, you could at least adopt the doctrine of theistic evolution, which, while still silly, would make me think you were less of a fool.

2/22/2014 12:33:08 PM
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