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... the Grand Canyon? Instead of a small amount of water over a long period of time I say it was a GREAT amount of water in a short time. And Antarctica? Easy, the FLOOD!!

a2jBro, The Augusta Chronicle Forum 13 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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ScienceIsGreen

What about Antartica??

And The grand canyon was carved by erosion, a flash flood does not carve, it flies over and takes away some of the surface

1/6/2007 11:28:03 AM

szenah

I just love how creationists explain the Grand Canyon. The flood both laid down all the sediments and washed them away.

1/6/2007 1:27:29 PM

Osiris

Why is the sky blue? The Flood. How do birds fly? The Flood. What is the purpose of life? THE FLOOD!!!

1/26/2007 4:42:06 AM

Beccs

What about Antarctica?

I have my own question: Why hasn't Christ returned yet?


Oh yeah: THE FLOOD, right?

1/26/2007 4:44:56 AM

Langdon Alger

The Eiffel Tower? Easy, THE FLOOD! Mount Everest? Easy, THE FLOOD! Heart disease? Easy, the FLOOD! Steak overcooked? Easy, the FLOOD! Painful rectal itch? Easy, the FLOOD!

1/26/2007 4:44:57 AM

cyborgtroy

Well, if you had an extremely large nuclear-powered pressure washer [Which was available before the flood], you could easily carve out the Grand Canyon in a weekend.

And there were also colossal nuclear-powered artificial snow machine available for about $2000 before the Flood, which were used to make Antartica because all the ice they made sank to the bottom of the Earth.

Stupid.

1/31/2008 8:47:08 PM

Tempus

... the Grand Canyon? Instead of a small amount of water over a long period of time I say it was a GREAT amount of water in a short time. And Antarctica? Easy, the FLOOD!!

The Flood's been busy, I see.



Has 343 Guilty Spark been notified?

1/31/2008 10:29:18 PM

Quarkyhadron

There are large valleys which have been formed by large scale floods and they look nothing like the grand canyon.

Firstly, they are a lot wider and U-shaped, not V-shaped.
And secondly they ground is warped (it looks like someone pushed two ends of a rug together) and covered in grass.

6/1/2008 2:59:58 PM

Jordan666

Lol at Tempus

6/1/2008 3:31:36 PM



Awww shit, son. You got it all figured out.

12/2/2011 10:31:42 AM

Justanotheratheist

The only flood I can see here is a raging torrent of bullshit.

Seriously, dude, Antarctica? WTF?

12/3/2011 1:02:44 AM



meandering rivers are a sign of slow moving water over lots of time. Try it on a sand table and see what happens and why.

Baby Jesus carved the Grand canyon with a dixie cup spoon.

Antarctica is where Atlantis sank.

12/3/2011 9:42:25 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Another idiot missed the cull; For now.
Hopefully it won't reproduce.

5/12/2012 6:02:50 PM
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