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If God doesn't exist, then explain the Jews.

Ruckus, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Amos

Most specific challenge ever.

1/22/2007 2:30:11 AM

HypnoToad

This is so far beyond the spectrum of stupidity that it's doubled over to become profoundly brilliant.

1/22/2007 3:34:05 AM

Hawker Hurricane

If Jove doesn't exist, then explain the Romans.

1/22/2007 3:41:24 AM

BurntBush

Huh?

1/22/2007 3:46:39 AM

Thursday

Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over.

1/22/2007 6:15:35 AM

Turandot

Here's a better question:

\"If Goes does exist, then explain the Jews.\"

Oh, wait. Maybe not.

1/24/2007 7:50:17 PM

Langdon Alger

If Hinduism isn't true, then explain all those Indians.

If atheism isn't true, then explain the atheists.


1/25/2007 12:04:22 AM

AriseNow

So Ruckus, to generalize:

If X doesn't exist, then explain Y;

where X = deity of a creation myth, and
Y = chosen people of deity X.

1/25/2007 12:50:01 AM

Beccs

Once upon a time, way back before people recorded history, a group of old men got together and decided that the best way to control their own tribe and those surrounding them was to make aup a fairy tale about a surpreme being who would punish them if they didn't follow the dictates of these old men.

The old men were, of course, exempt from the restrictions they placed up the rest of their people because they were the chosen representatives of this mythological being.

And the world hasn't been at peace since.

1/25/2007 12:51:55 AM

logicprevails

What color is the sky in your world, Ruckus?

1/23/2008 1:32:09 AM

TerriblyAmused

Wha...even for a fundy, this is completely bizarre...

1/23/2008 1:38:04 AM

Brian X

A desire to maintain a common identity and a tenacious motivation to create the world's best cheesecake recipe.

1/23/2008 2:04:30 AM

Darwin

If stupidity doesn't exist, then explain fundies.

1/23/2008 3:22:52 AM



If Zeus doesn't exist, then explain the greeks.

1/23/2008 4:45:37 AM

anti-nonsense

If Ra doesn't exist, explain the Egyptians.

1/23/2008 5:31:14 AM

apYrs

this guy has taken fundyism - especially the RR type - to a new height of minimalist stupid.

1/23/2008 8:17:27 AM

Freboy

Well, during the early migrations out of africa, a group of people banded together to protect each other and their families.

Then they, like so many others, developed a language and culture of their own. Eventually, after generations of relative isolation from other groups/tribes, they were what we can call a "race".

Now, if God does exist, then explain six-legged insects...

1/23/2008 10:50:09 AM

rookie

I'd like to see that in context. I read it a few times and still have no idea WTF he's talking about. Can anyone help?

1/24/2008 10:07:31 AM

aaa

Just a religion among others. Next.

11/23/2008 8:31:15 PM

Lithp

Hitler fucked up, next?

11/23/2008 8:43:04 PM

Bad Influence

*laughs so hard hot chocolate comes out of her nose*

Ow...

11/23/2008 9:02:37 PM

Senator

If Thor doesn't exist, explain hammers. Do I win?

11/23/2008 9:46:32 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

If Uncle Sam doesn't exist, then explain Americans.

11/23/2008 10:30:33 PM

Canadiest

holy shit, he has got us there!


11/24/2008 9:58:15 PM

trooperdave

Oh yeah. Well if God does exist explain the platypus. No really just someone please explain the platypus.

11/24/2008 10:11:47 PM
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