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If God doesn't exist, then explain the Jews.
[4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
Most specific challenge ever.
1/22/2007 2:30:11 AM
This is so far beyond the spectrum of stupidity that it's doubled over to become profoundly brilliant.
1/22/2007 3:34:05 AM
If Jove doesn't exist, then explain the Romans.
1/22/2007 3:41:24 AM
1/22/2007 3:46:39 AM
Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over.
1/22/2007 6:15:35 AM
Here's a better question:
\"If Goes does exist, then explain the Jews.\"
Oh, wait. Maybe not.
1/24/2007 7:50:17 PM
If Hinduism isn't true, then explain all those Indians.
If atheism isn't true, then explain the atheists.
1/25/2007 12:04:22 AM
So Ruckus, to generalize:
If X doesn't exist, then explain Y;
where X = deity of a creation myth, and
Y = chosen people of deity X.
1/25/2007 12:50:01 AM
Once upon a time, way back before people recorded history, a group of old men got together and decided that the best way to control their own tribe and those surrounding them was to make aup a fairy tale about a surpreme being who would punish them if they didn't follow the dictates of these old men.
The old men were, of course, exempt from the restrictions they placed up the rest of their people because they were the chosen representatives of this mythological being.
And the world hasn't been at peace since.
1/25/2007 12:51:55 AM
What color is the sky in your world, Ruckus?
1/23/2008 1:32:09 AM
Wha...even for a fundy, this is completely bizarre...
1/23/2008 1:38:04 AM
A desire to maintain a common identity and a tenacious motivation to create the world's best cheesecake recipe.
1/23/2008 2:04:30 AM
If stupidity doesn't exist, then explain fundies.
1/23/2008 3:22:52 AM
If Zeus doesn't exist, then explain the greeks.
1/23/2008 4:45:37 AM
If Ra doesn't exist, explain the Egyptians.
1/23/2008 5:31:14 AM
this guy has taken fundyism - especially the RR type - to a new height of minimalist stupid.
1/23/2008 8:17:27 AM
Well, during the early migrations out of africa, a group of people banded together to protect each other and their families.
Then they, like so many others, developed a language and culture of their own. Eventually, after generations of relative isolation from other groups/tribes, they were what we can call a "race".
Now, if God does exist, then explain six-legged insects...
1/23/2008 10:50:09 AM
I'd like to see that in context. I read it a few times and still have no idea WTF he's talking about. Can anyone help?
1/24/2008 10:07:31 AM
Just a religion among others. Next.
11/23/2008 8:31:15 PM
Hitler fucked up, next?
11/23/2008 8:43:04 PM
*laughs so hard hot chocolate comes out of her nose*
11/23/2008 9:02:37 PM
If Thor doesn't exist, explain hammers. Do I win?
11/23/2008 9:46:32 PM
If Uncle Sam doesn't exist, then explain Americans.
11/23/2008 10:30:33 PM
holy shit, he has got us there!
11/24/2008 9:58:15 PM
Oh yeah. Well if God does exist explain the platypus. No really just someone please explain the platypus.
11/24/2008 10:11:47 PM