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#143630
Amos
Most specific challenge ever.
1/22/2007 2:30:11 AM
#143658
HypnoToad
This is so far beyond the spectrum of stupidity that it's doubled over to become profoundly brilliant.
1/22/2007 3:34:05 AM
#143661
Hawker Hurricane
If Jove doesn't exist, then explain the Romans.
1/22/2007 3:41:24 AM
#143664
BurntBush
Huh?
1/22/2007 3:46:39 AM
#143787
Thursday
Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over.
1/22/2007 6:15:35 AM
#145564
Turandot
Here's a better question:
\"If Goes does exist, then explain the Jews.\"
Oh, wait. Maybe not.
1/24/2007 7:50:17 PM
#145740
Langdon Alger
If Hinduism isn't true, then explain all those Indians.
If atheism isn't true, then explain the atheists.
1/25/2007 12:04:22 AM
#145791
AriseNow
So Ruckus, to generalize:
If X doesn't exist, then explain Y;
where X = deity of a creation myth, and
Y = chosen people of deity X.
1/25/2007 12:50:01 AM
#145792
Beccs
Once upon a time, way back before people recorded history, a group of old men got together and decided that the best way to control their own tribe and those surrounding them was to make aup a fairy tale about a surpreme being who would punish them if they didn't follow the dictates of these old men.
The old men were, of course, exempt from the restrictions they placed up the rest of their people because they were the chosen representatives of this mythological being.
And the world hasn't been at peace since.
1/25/2007 12:51:55 AM
#388546
logicprevails
What color is the sky in your world, Ruckus?
1/23/2008 1:32:09 AM
#388556
TerriblyAmused
Wha...even for a fundy, this is completely bizarre...
1/23/2008 1:38:04 AM
#388595
Brian X
A desire to maintain a common identity and a tenacious motivation to create the world's best cheesecake recipe.
1/23/2008 2:04:30 AM
#388670
Darwin
If stupidity doesn't exist, then explain fundies.
1/23/2008 3:22:52 AM
#388727
If Zeus doesn't exist, then explain the greeks.
1/23/2008 4:45:37 AM
#388755
anti-nonsense
If Ra doesn't exist, explain the Egyptians.
1/23/2008 5:31:14 AM
#388827
apYrs
this guy has taken fundyism - especially the RR type - to a new height of minimalist stupid.
1/23/2008 8:17:27 AM
#388853
Freboy
Well, during the early migrations out of africa, a group of people banded together to protect each other and their families.
Then they, like so many others, developed a language and culture of their own. Eventually, after generations of relative isolation from other groups/tribes, they were what we can call a "race".
Now, if God does exist, then explain six-legged insects...
1/23/2008 10:50:09 AM
#389621
rookie
I'd like to see that in context. I read it a few times and still have no idea WTF he's talking about. Can anyone help?
1/24/2008 10:07:31 AM
#780230
aaa
Just a religion among others. Next.
11/23/2008 8:31:15 PM
#780242
Lithp
Hitler fucked up, next?
11/23/2008 8:43:04 PM
#780258
Bad Influence
*laughs so hard hot chocolate comes out of her nose*
Ow...
11/23/2008 9:02:37 PM
#780283
Senator
If Thor doesn't exist, explain hammers. Do I win?
11/23/2008 9:46:32 PM
#780314
DarkfireTaimatsu
If Uncle Sam doesn't exist, then explain Americans.
11/23/2008 10:30:33 PM
#781683
Canadiest
holy shit, he has got us there!
11/24/2008 9:58:15 PM
#781711
trooperdave
Oh yeah. Well if God does exist explain the platypus. No really just someone please explain the platypus.
11/24/2008 10:11:47 PM
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