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Why does Hollywood push complete lack of morals as a good thing? Call me an angry redneck or a Bible thumper if you must, but only a true fool could deny Batman Begins is a dirty liberal propaganda. The hero of the movie, Bruce Wayne, is a moral-less manwhore, who enjoys drinking, parties, and company of assorted sluts. Not to mention wasting his money on materialistic possessions, as opposed to using them to help the poor, as the Lord commands. Bruce Wayne is every bit as deplorable as Paris Hilton, yet we are asked to sympathize with this man? He is a socialite, which gets him points with the liberals that run Hollywood. Granted, he is redeemed somewhat by the fact that he is Batman, a selfless hero who protects the weak from evils of villany. However, Batman’s training comes from Ra’s Al Ghul, an anti-Christian Buddhist scum. What is the film’s message? Christians are weak, and only non-Christians can learn to become like Batman? Also, Batman takes on the shape of a demonic bat, which is unforgivable. Anybody else feels the same way?

Accept the Lord Christ as your savior my friends.

RepentYouFools, IMDb 58 Comments [7/17/2007 4:14:23 AM]
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#265167
JD

Bats are cute! We had some at our elementary school, they used to hide around the gym's corners. One of them was friendly and used to let us pet it without flying away or biting...

7/17/2007 11:18:38 AM
#265175
Zoony The Lazoon

Very well, RepentYouFools.

You are an angry redneck and a Bible thumper.

7/17/2007 11:33:11 AM
#265184
Joshi

" Wow...what is so demonic about bats? Poor things. :("

Well you see, fundies are a supersticious and cowardly lot..

7/17/2007 11:59:15 AM
#265197
Finkel

Paris Hilton as Batgirl someone mentioned, now that'd be Hawt!
And maybe the public could learn to finally respect her as she wore that tight vinyl outfit while doing acrobatic crime fighting. She'd teach an empowering message to women of a dominating stature

7/17/2007 12:52:33 PM
#265200
Øyvind

Help! Help! We're being persecuted!

Geez.

7/17/2007 1:08:33 PM
#265205
Red_Sun_Rising

did he actually compare batman to Paris Hilton? wow! now i know hes nuts.

7/17/2007 1:17:13 PM
#265231
Frank

he is redeemed SOMEWHAT by the fact that he is Batman, a selfless hero who protects the weak from evils of villany.


only somewhat?

7/17/2007 2:42:22 PM
#265250
Old Viking

I love it when they get hysterical about a movie.

7/17/2007 3:24:35 PM
#265261
John

I'm not a Batman expert. If Ra's Al Ghul is a Buddhist, how come he has an Arabic name?

7/17/2007 3:52:47 PM
#265292
Current

Sounds like a Poe.

7/17/2007 5:09:30 PM
#265295
onion

TROLL

IN THE DUNGEON!


...just thought you should know.

7/17/2007 5:14:58 PM
#265401
MrBadAxe

Looks like another Poe, old chum.

7/17/2007 9:39:41 PM
#265782
NonProphet

What the fundies don't know is...

...I'm Batman. *cue Danny Elfman music*

7/18/2007 11:13:33 AM
#266324
Rhys

Do you even know anything about Batman? Batman is who he truly is, a selfless man who lives and fights to protect those who can't from villainy and evil. Batman never kills. Ever. His morals won't let him (which is more than can be said for many fundies). Bruce Wayne is merely the persona he adopts to hide his true self form the evil of the world that would seek to harm the ones he loves

7/19/2007 1:05:10 AM
#266491
Katsuro

Okay RepentYouFools, you're a angry redneck Bible thumper.

Bats demonic? Anyone care to expand upon that for RepentYouFools?

7/19/2007 8:04:13 AM
#266497
Ummu

Isn't it mainly Republican fundies who are the big supporters of debutante, oops I mean purity, balls, who are so fond of material possestions that they won't pass laws banning slave-wage labour?

7/19/2007 8:16:26 AM
#266547
Things Fall Apart

Next thing they'll be trying to say that Superman didn't die for us.

Hey, I think The Zealot would be a great bat-villain. The Zealot however, unlike most bat-villains, couldn't have been created by an industrial accident as this would suggest mutation, which never happens, not even in fiction. I also think The Evolver might be a good ally for Batman. They could team up and burn some cathedrals.

7/19/2007 11:00:09 AM
#269637


When was the last time you spent 1000 dolars in helping the others?. Have you attended one of those stupid parties that the churches organise to indoctrinate people instead of helping others? Batman has nothing to render because it's a fictional character. You do, however, because you do have money.

7/25/2007 8:33:13 AM
#293421


Let me get this straight.

Bruce Wayne/Batman (fictional billionaire by day, superhero by night who protects people) = Paris Hilton (unfortunately real billionaire by day, stupid party girl by night who does nothing for people except antagonize them and distract the public from the war in Iraq.)

How does that make sense?

P.S. Redhunter for the win!

P.P.S. I like bats, too! I think they're cute too, well, the fruit bats, anyway.

9/23/2007 7:45:50 PM
#387357
Anon

Pretty sure Ra's Al Ghul isn't a Buddhist, given his enthusiasm for genocide. Of course, if he had been an Arab like the comic, this guy would've gotten even MORE embarrassingly bigoted, if that's possible.

1/21/2008 11:12:58 PM
#389252
The_Matt

I fully agree with the last statement regarding the demonic bat. BATman could have been just as good of a crime-fighter striking terror into the hearts of the corrupt criminal underground if he had instead chose to run around in a fluffy pink bunny suit. (kidding, obviously)

1/23/2008 10:23:25 PM
#419338
ORG

Hahahaha, this one is pretty funny.

2/28/2008 5:50:06 PM
#419383
apYrs

how can a fundie believe that ANYTHING mortal that god created can be demonic?!

2/28/2008 6:50:02 PM
#419900
DW

Reality check please, Batman/Bruce Wayne is a comic book character, not a real person. Paris Hilton is in need of mental help, as are you.

Oh, One more thing I can't bring myself to leave out:

"Dunnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh BATMAN!!"

2/29/2008 2:57:21 AM
#419941
Samyaza

RepentYouFools is an angry redneck and a Bible thumper.

2/29/2008 4:39:48 AM
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